Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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smiles1234 0
you deserve it!! i got into a car accindent that way from some kids throwing water ballloons that hit my windsheild...dumb kids
musu_fml 0
#88 Forgive me if I don't like people putting other people's lives in danger without their consent, for no good reason. It's not about being boring. It's about being mature. If you want to enjoy yourself, have sex with someone.
doomfromheaven 0
Yeah, don't throw stuff like that at any car. That's how ppl get into accidents and/or seriously hurt...
Chris968 0
Seriously how old are you? That's just plain stupid and immature. Water balloon fights can be fun in the summer at any age but throwing them at cars? C'mon dude.
theoldGP 0
wow i've done that at parked cars...hahah and the guy that owned it was getting into the car (but we didnt see him at the angle he was at) so needless to say we ran away. but jesus.. moving cars? you could really startle the driver and cause an accident. dumbfucks.
deardaniel_fml 0
lol you're stupid how can you not tell how a police car looks like?
hellogoodbye_6 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB ASSES
Phantom_Brave 0
Why would you do that? It's happening where I am, and people have nearly died.
Authoress 0
YDI. It may sound funny, but it's really dangerous. People have died because of things similar to that. You're ALSO stupid, because it is usually pretty obvious what cars are police cars and what aren't. Even if they're unmarked. You and your friends deserve to be SO busted. I hope for the safety of others you never try this again and have learned your lesson.
Sakura_Haruno 0
I SERIOUSLY LOL'D. YDI for throwing shit at cars, but seriously, LOL.