By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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maggiewalters 17

i almost threw up a little bit. you are so disgusting..

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Yeah thats probably the biggest fail I've seen in awhile.

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harlehatschi 0

inflammable means VERY flammable you ********

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Guch 0

People are funny "You dont know what inflammable means." Unless the dude coated his sock in his man gunk he caught the sock on fire, not the semen, and in an attempt to put out the suck by fanning it in the air (smooth move btw) he unloaded his unborn children all over his room, cause they weren't burning up.

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Hav0c 0

Um, couldn't have been to much semen then. So not a big mess to clean up right? ;) Hahaha, but dude, really.. never try something so f'ing stupid again!

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crazy4chocolate 0

even if it wasn't flammable if you put it in a sock the sock is gna catch on fire you idiot

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quivx 7

You really need to find a hobby.

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brokebod 0

Socks are flammable. Liquids, like water, are usually not obviously. Gas and kerosene being two main exceptions to that rule. Your semen however is a bodily fluid comprised of mostly what?

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