She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML
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TweetAnne 13

What an electrifying moment.

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pd2902 22

Talk about there being sparks in a relationship

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TweetAnne 13

What an electrifying moment.

350 6
bwinski 19

Ya, it seems that these two really have that spark that is necessary for a good relationship... edit: I didn't see #4's comment until now. I thought I was clever first :(

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patwo8 14

That's a shockingly good bj lol

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ThatTennisKid14 13

I can only imagine how bad that hurt...

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pd2902 22

Talk about there being sparks in a relationship

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MasterTron 24

It lives! Frankenstein anyone?

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NutellaCongress 10

I hope he wasn't planning on having kids. FHL

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pjsr 32

Omgosh, I wish this was an answer instead of a comment. It should be number one.

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shay_serendipity 29

Now I wonder what powers one would get from getting their dick shocked.

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Tripartita 44

Don your fuzziest pair of socks and prepare to change somebody's life!

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andits 21

I can magine the shocking look on his face

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JustShootMeFML 32

Shockingly it wasn't as good as you had hoped and planned it to be.

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Rawrshi 25

Serious question... did his pubes stick up afterwards? Asking for a friend.

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buckdharma 37

Maybe his penis will just keep going, and going...

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KBear3109 29

I'm pretty sure it's Energizer...

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Shadowpartner 11

Pfft, you guys are forgetting Alkaline....

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