Coming up short

By MaximB - 15/07/2020 14:02

Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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You deserved it 448

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As much as it sucks, people have preferences.

Was she high? Your joy must have been short-lived. What a low blow! Pleasing her was a tall order. Surely, you can find a girl you can look up to. That's sucks. You deserve better. Aw, I'm sorry.

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Was she high? Your joy must have been short-lived. What a low blow! Pleasing her was a tall order. Surely, you can find a girl you can look up to. That's sucks. You deserve better. Aw, I'm sorry.

Nice pons :) And I did have girlfriends who are taller than me. Thank you for your reply.

I've always wanted that! It's just never happened. It's sad how rampant heightism is still socially acceptable while things like fat-shaming are not.

As much as it sucks, people have preferences.

Prejudice sucks /-:

Prejudice sucks. /-:

On her knees, she’s shorter than you. ;)