Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed...

By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/5/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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By Minorchord | 4

#242927 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:28

Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

By heavyop | 0

#242956 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:33

Wait, did he leave immediately after that without saying anything? Cause if he did, he sure knows how to make an exit.

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By Minorchord | 4

#242927 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:28

Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

ryguy997 | 0

#974776 - Monday 5 April 2010 23:31

251 LOL there's more than one way to get your hair off...

coper169 | 0

#3150645 - Sunday 21 August 2011 5:44

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

coper169 | 0

#3178862 - Thursday 25 August 2011 22:17

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

subiedude08 | 17

#5657893 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 5:35

Shut up

JJ_86 | 22

#5964588 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:57

Yup, very normal. Now I want to grow up and try it too!

By SomeGuy1234 | 0

#242932 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:29

Classy.

Fizaka | 0

#1002727 - Sunday 23 May 2010 0:15

very classy

yuop77 | 0

#1018343 - Friday 4 June 2010 1:35

very very classy

turtles1321 | 0

#1136862 - Sunday 25 July 2010 7:42

very very very classy

mbeasley14 | 0

#2001268 - Monday 24 January 2011 9:35

very very very classy

palltaru | 0

#2124066 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:30

very very very very classy

That1GuyUNo | 0

#2874177 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:35

very very very very very classy

substitutes | 0

#3546649 - Saturday 5 November 2011 20:19

Very very very very very very very classy

uhhSavage | 22

#5431366 - Tuesday 2 April 2013 6:12

Very very very very very very very very classy.

nateracecar5 | 6

#6019914 - Saturday 26 July 2014 18:25

Very very very very very very very very very very very classy.

anonymous100000 | 17

#6152736 - Wednesday 24 December 2014 6:32

that's what to expect when you open your legs for a random dude. js. YDI.

By LiveLoveLife_fml | 0

#242934 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:29

Um......no comment? Freak muchhhhh?

By nativebacon | 0

#242935 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:30

Uh.........

By imlaughingatyou | 0

#242936 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:30

oh attractive.

By Ravemaster7 | 0

#242938 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:31

That's fucking hilarious. Hopefully it was a ONS, right, OP? lol

MrsSarcasm | 3

#4607285 - Sunday 24 June 2012 9:17

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this hilarious. If it was a boyfriend I would laugh hysterically but if it's a stranger and a ONS I would be mortified (but laugh hysterically just thinking about it later)

By AntX2 | 1

#242939 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:31

Very sexy.

By peanutbutterfly | 0

#242940 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:31

wow.. i would be... uh.. well, as speechless as i am now

By ymmot | 0

#242942 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:31

I want to try that now

By gsfgf | 0

#242951 - Friday 29 May 2009 22:32

#6: Even if it wasn't supposed to be, it prob is now.