By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States

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Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML
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Minorchord 4
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Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

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heavyop 0
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Wait, did he leave immediately after that without saying anything? Cause if he did, he sure knows how to make an exit.

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Minorchord 4
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Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

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ryguy997 0

251 LOL there's more than one way to get your hair off...

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coper169 0

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

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coper169 0

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

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subiedude08 17

Shut up

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JJ_86 22
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Yup, very normal. Now I want to grow up and try it too!

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SomeGuy1234 0

Classy.

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yuop77 0
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very very classy

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turtles1321 0
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very very very classy

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mbeasley14 0

very very very classy

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palltaru 0
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very very very very classy

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That1GuyUNo 0

very very very very very classy

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substitutes 0
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Very very very very very very very classy

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uhhSavage 22
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Very very very very very very very very classy.

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nateracecar5 6
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Very very very very very very very very very very very classy.

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anonymous100000 17

that's what to expect when you open your legs for a random dude. js. YDI.

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Um......no comment? Freak muchhhhh?

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Ravemaster7 0

That's fucking hilarious. Hopefully it was a ONS, right, OP? lol

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MrsSarcasm 3

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this hilarious. If it was a boyfriend I would laugh hysterically but if it's a stranger and a ONS I would be mortified (but laugh hysterically just thinking about it later)

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peanutbutterfly 0
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wow.. i would be... uh.. well, as speechless as i am now

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ymmot 0
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I want to try that now

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gsfgf 0
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#6: Even if it wasn't supposed to be, it prob is now.

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