By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 122
You deserved it 14 849

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Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

Wait, did he leave immediately after that without saying anything? Cause if he did, he sure knows how to make an exit.

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Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

ryguy997 0

251 LOL there's more than one way to get your hair off...

coper169 0

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

coper169 0

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

subiedude08 17

Shut up

Yup, very normal. Now I want to grow up and try it too!

SomeGuy1234 0

Classy.

very very classy

very very very classy

mbeasley14 0

very very very classy

very very very very classy

That1GuyUNo 0

very very very very very classy

Very very very very very very very classy

Very very very very very very very very classy.

Very very very very very very very very very very very classy.

anonymous100000 17

that's what to expect when you open your legs for a random dude. js. YDI.

LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Um......no comment? Freak muchhhhh?

Ravemaster7 0

That's fucking hilarious. Hopefully it was a ONS, right, OP? lol

MrsSarcasm 3

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this hilarious. If it was a boyfriend I would laugh hysterically but if it's a stranger and a ONS I would be mortified (but laugh hysterically just thinking about it later)

wow.. i would be... uh.. well, as speechless as i am now

I want to try that now

#6: Even if it wasn't supposed to be, it prob is now.