FML : Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter...

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Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FMLFMLFMLFML - / Friday 29 May 2009 17:52 / United States

Intimacy

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By Minorchord | 4

#242927 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:28

Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

By heavyop | 0

#242956 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:33

Wait, did he leave immediately after that without saying anything? Cause if he did, he sure knows how to make an exit.

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By Minorchord | 4

#242927 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:28

Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

ryguy997 | 0

#974776 - Monday 5 April 2010 11:31

251 LOL there's more than one way to get your hair off...

coper169 | 0

#3150645 - Sunday 21 August 2011 05:44

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

coper169 | 0

#3178862 - Thursday 25 August 2011 10:17

C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

subiedude08 | 17

#5657893 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 05:35

Shut up

JJ_86 | 22

#5964588 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 12:57

Yup, very normal. Now I want to grow up and try it too!

By SomeGuy1234 | 0

#242932 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:29

Classy.

Fizaka | 0

#1002727 - Sunday 23 May 2010 12:15

very classy

yuop77 | 0

#1018343 - Friday 4 June 2010 01:35

very very classy

turtles1321 | 0

#1136862 - Sunday 25 July 2010 07:42

very very very classy

mbeasley14 | 0

#2001268 - Monday 24 January 2011 09:35

very very very classy

palltaru | 0

#2124066 - Friday 25 February 2011 11:30

very very very very classy

That1GuyUNo | 0

#2874177 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:35

very very very very very classy

substitutes | 0

#3546649 - Saturday 5 November 2011 08:19

Very very very very very very very classy

uhhSavage | 22

#5431366 - Tuesday 2 April 2013 06:12

Very very very very very very very very classy.

nateracecar5 | 6

#6019914 - Saturday 26 July 2014 06:25

Very very very very very very very very very very very classy.

anonymous100000 | 17

#6152736 - Wednesday 24 December 2014 06:32

that's what to expect when you open your legs for a random dude. js. YDI.

By LiveLoveLife_fml | 0

#242934 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:29

Um......no comment? Freak muchhhhh?

By nativebacon | 0

#242935 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:30

Uh.........

By imlaughingatyou | 0

#242936 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:30

oh attractive.

By Ravemaster7 | 0

#242938 - Friday 29 May 2009 10:31

That's fucking hilarious. Hopefully it was a ONS, right, OP? lol

MrsSarcasm | 3

#4607285 - Sunday 24 June 2012 09:17

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this hilarious. If it was a boyfriend I would laugh hysterically but if it's a stranger and a ONS I would be mortified (but laugh hysterically just thinking about it later)