By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.


xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

Also dangerous, right? That seems like an accident waiting to happen.

YeahFMLxX 0

maybe he was joking at the size of his jock? my girlfriend wouldve just laughed and told me to hit wallgreens.

Rawwrness 3

haha u fail if that sock had a hole in it lolz!! and that is gross

hellokittywhore 0

I call fake her screen names ilovesocks. if she indeed loved socks she would have gone for it. it's a lil convient that that's her screen name. liar. pants on fire.

would it have been better if it was from his right foot?

wintamint101 7

how would it even fit?

Macromartyr 3

Wouldn't that dry things up pretty fast? yeah I'm pretty sure it would...

**** *****=slore lolz

Always have a backup plan

haha.. atleast he's creative

eeww. was he being funny?

azurablade 0

I call fake, unless he was just joking...

epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

Monikabug 9

Especially if he has a foot fungus. Can you imagine having Athlete's Foot in your ******? :l

bambie612 0

ewwwwwwwww #120

Athletes ******...yum

ugh what the fück does someone say about that?!

JaydnGage 0

feral much.

uhohuscrewedup 0

here's hoping you didn't give him a bj after it. fyl

haha that's hilarious next time stuck in a slow elevator just use a sock

I hope u didn't had sex with him then…

You have got to be kidding me?? This is either fake or the OP's guy is an idiot.

jesbar95 10

ew thats kinda gross!