Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml
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that would have definitely irritated your vagina.
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xlossofmex
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interesting birth control there.
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xlossofmex
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interesting birth control there.
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White667
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Also dangerous, right? That seems like an accident waiting to happen.
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YeahFMLxX
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maybe he was joking at the size of his jock? my girlfriend wouldve just laughed and told me to hit wallgreens.
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Rawwrness
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haha u fail if that sock had a hole in it lolz!! and that is gross
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hellokittywhore
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I call fake her screen names ilovesocks. if she indeed loved socks she would have gone for it. it's a lil convient that that's her screen name.
liar. pants on fire.
liar. pants on fire.
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ilikepie789
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would it have been better if it was from his right foot?
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wintamint101
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how would it even fit?
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Macromartyr
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Wouldn't that dry things up pretty fast? yeah I'm pretty sure it would...
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Sammyhaha
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slut whore=slore lolz
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coolstorybro6969
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Always have a backup plan
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gotpromise
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haha.. atleast he's creative
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Bertha5
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eeww. was he being funny?
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azurablade
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I call fake, unless he was just joking...
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epoh_fml
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that would have definitely irritated your vagina.
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Monikabug
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Especially if he has a foot fungus. Can you imagine having Athlete's Foot in your vagina? :l
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bambie612
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ewwwwwwwww #120
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coolstorybro6969
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Athletes vagina...yum
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CrazyLaughs4Me
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ugh what the fück does someone say about that?!
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JaydnGage
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feral much.
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uhohuscrewedup
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here's hoping you didn't give him a bj after it. fyl
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rider12
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haha that's hilarious next time stuck in a slow elevator just use a sock
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Cruth
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I hope u didn't had sex with him then…
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SenGaeriel
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You have got to be kidding me?? This is either fake or the OP's guy is an idiot.
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jesbar95
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ew thats kinda gross!