FML : Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied...

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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You deserved it

By ilovesocks - / Wednesday 20 January 2010 06:17 / United States

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By epoh_fml | 0

#786152 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:33

that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

By xlossofmex | 0

#786105 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

interesting birth control there.

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By xlossofmex | 0

#786105 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

interesting birth control there.

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White667 | 0

#786426 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:42

Also dangerous, right? That seems like an accident waiting to happen.

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YeahFMLxX | 0

#793855 - Saturday 23 January 2010 21:31

maybe he was joking at the size of his jock? my girlfriend wouldve just laughed and told me to hit wallgreens.

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Rawwrness | 3

#808892 - Saturday 30 January 2010 5:19

haha u fail if that sock had a hole in it lolz!! and that is gross

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hellokittywhore | 0

#826162 - Friday 5 February 2010 3:12

I call fake her screen names ilovesocks. if she indeed loved socks she would have gone for it. it's a lil convient that that's her screen name.

liar. pants on fire.

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ilikepie789 | 0

#874502 - Saturday 20 February 2010 5:29

would it have been better if it was from his right foot?

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wintamint101 | 7

#1025825 - Thursday 10 June 2010 2:58

how would it even fit?

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Macromartyr | 3

#1076275 - Saturday 10 July 2010 2:09

Wouldn't that dry things up pretty fast? yeah I'm pretty sure it would...

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Sammyhaha | 0

#2190857 - Thursday 17 March 2011 0:13

slut whore=slore lolz

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coolstorybro6969 | 6

#3604289 - Saturday 19 November 2011 4:50

Always have a backup plan

By gotpromise | 0

#786124 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:17

haha.. atleast he's creative

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Bertha5 | 0

#792203 - Saturday 23 January 2010 2:10

eeww. was he being funny?

By azurablade | 0

#786132 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

I call fake, unless he was just joking...

By epoh_fml | 0

#786152 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:33

that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

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Monikabug | 9

#816109 - Monday 1 February 2010 18:40

Especially if he has a foot fungus. Can you imagine having Athlete's Foot in your vagina? :l

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bambie612 | 0

#2005010 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:40

ewwwwwwwww #120

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coolstorybro6969 | 6

#3604294 - Saturday 19 November 2011 4:52

Athletes vagina...yum

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CrazyLaughs4Me | 17

#5979261 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:53

ugh what the fück does someone say about that?!

By JaydnGage | 0

#786163 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:39

feral much.

By uhohuscrewedup | 0

#786164 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:40

here's hoping you didn't give him a bj after it. fyl

By rider12 | 0

#786193 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:57

haha that's hilarious next time stuck in a slow elevator just use a sock

By Cruth | 2

#786195 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:00

I hope u didn't had sex with him then…

By SenGaeriel | 3

#786196 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:01

You have got to be kidding me?? This is either fake or the OP's guy is an idiot.

By jesbar95 | 10

#786212 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:09

ew thats kinda gross!

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