FML : Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied...

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ilovesocks - / Wednesday 20 January 2010 06:17 / United States

Intimacy

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By Stumblebum30 | 5

#786180 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:48

You just met him and already having sex?talk about EASY.

By epoh_fml | 0

#786152 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:33

that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

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By xlossofmex | 0

#786105 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

interesting birth control there.

White667 | 0

#786426 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 03:42

Also dangerous, right? That seems like an accident waiting to happen.

YeahFMLxX | 0

#793855 - Saturday 23 January 2010 09:31

maybe he was joking at the size of his jock? my girlfriend wouldve just laughed and told me to hit wallgreens.

Rawwrness | 3

#808892 - Saturday 30 January 2010 05:19

haha u fail if that sock had a hole in it lolz!! and that is gross

hellokittywhore | 0

#826162 - Friday 5 February 2010 03:12

I call fake her screen names ilovesocks. if she indeed loved socks she would have gone for it. it's a lil convient that that's her screen name. liar. pants on fire.

ilikepie789 | 0

#874502 - Saturday 20 February 2010 05:29

would it have been better if it was from his right foot?

wintamint101 | 7

#1025825 - Thursday 10 June 2010 02:58

how would it even fit?

Macromartyr | 3

#1076275 - Saturday 10 July 2010 02:09

Wouldn't that dry things up pretty fast? yeah I'm pretty sure it would...

Sammyhaha | 0

#2190857 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:13

slut whore=slore lolz

coolstorybro6969 | 6

#3604289 - Saturday 19 November 2011 04:50

Always have a backup plan

By gotpromise | 0

#786124 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:17

haha.. atleast he's creative

Bertha5 | 0

#792203 - Saturday 23 January 2010 02:10

eeww. was he being funny?

By azurablade | 0

#786132 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

I call fake, unless he was just joking...

By epoh_fml | 0

#786152 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:33

that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

Monikabug | 9

#816109 - Monday 1 February 2010 06:40

Especially if he has a foot fungus. Can you imagine having Athlete's Foot in your vagina? :l

bambie612 | 0

#2005010 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 04:40

ewwwwwwwww #120

coolstorybro6969 | 6

#3604294 - Saturday 19 November 2011 04:52

Athletes vagina...yum

CrazyLaughs4Me | 17

#5979261 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 05:53

ugh what the fück does someone say about that?!

By JaydnGage | 0

#786163 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:39

feral much.

By uhohuscrewedup | 0

#786164 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:40

here's hoping you didn't give him a bj after it. fyl

By Stumblebum30 | 5

#786180 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:48

You just met him and already having sex?talk about EASY.

saaaammmmm | 0

#786240 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 01:26

Welcome to Generation Next.

regeli | 0

#2652469 - Friday 10 June 2011 04:34

one night stand..?

michael666 | 7

#5777519 - Tuesday 3 December 2013 06:48

thats all my generation does, i dont get it, but just yesterday my 15 year old buddy had twins in his bed with him.

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#7457174 - Friday 19 May 2017 05:00

There's no such thing as being "easy" your regressive prick. That's just rude. Also, why do people like you say stuff like that about women? It makes men sound inherently predatory.