By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

interesting birth control there.


interesting birth control there.

Also dangerous, right? That seems like an accident waiting to happen.

maybe he was joking at the size of his jock? my girlfriend wouldve just laughed and told me to hit wallgreens.

haha u fail if that sock had a hole in it lolz!! and that is gross

I call fake her screen names ilovesocks. if she indeed loved socks she would have gone for it. it's a lil convient that that's her screen name. liar. pants on fire.

would it have been better if it was from his right foot?

how would it even fit?

Wouldn't that dry things up pretty fast? yeah I'm pretty sure it would...

slut whore=slore lolz

Always have a backup plan

haha.. atleast he's creative

eeww. was he being funny?

I call fake, unless he was just joking...

that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

Especially if he has a foot fungus. Can you imagine having Athlete's Foot in your vagina? :l

ewwwwwwwww #120

Athletes vagina...yum

ugh what the fück does someone say about that?!

feral much.

here's hoping you didn't give him a bj after it. fyl

haha that's hilarious next time stuck in a slow elevator just use a sock

I hope u didn't had sex with him then…

You have got to be kidding me?? This is either fake or the OP's guy is an idiot.

ew thats kinda gross!