By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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mrnicety 0

...so it was inflammable then, yes? as was the sock you should probably go die so the world doesn't have to suffer you any more

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lillian_mcgee 0

inflammable means flammable, jesus christ.

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iSmellNice 2

Learn how to extinguish a fire.

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piddly_03 0

regardless if the seman was flammable or non-flammable, the sock obviously is, so that kind of ruins the experiment. you probably just set the sock on fire.

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SamSJester 0

Stole my comment... There are so many things wrong with this FML though. Logic is clearly not the OP's strong suit. Possibly not english either...

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piddly_03 0

haha very true. what was your first clue? that he waved a flaming sock in the air to put it out...

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swimdudeno1 0

Inflammable means able to catch on fire. But a sock can catch on fire. Fool.

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thereitgo 1

lmao imagining this scenario is great. just seeing some naked guy holding a lit sock and flinging it around, semen apparently splashing outward from it everywhere staining everything and possibly getting him in the eye. hahaha.

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greenrapsody 0

"inflammable" means it can be lit on fire...

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that_one_dude 0

Now when someone uses a blacklight on your room, you can explain why.

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lololol111 0

you are really ******* dumb inflammable means it can catch on fire waving it around is going to get it MORE caught on fire, stomping on it is how you put the fire out.

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