By Colton - 20/12/2011 02:29 - United States
  Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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  thatssomeBS  |  9

There are 666 YDI's, so I think I'll wait a bit before hitting that. But OP definitely deserves it... I've never made that mistake personally. More of a dry guys myself.

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  MissMae93  |  23

Moop - you must be on some pretty shitty acid to be able to type without the letters being jumbled. I'm assuming you realized how dumb you sounded and decided to pretend to be on drugs in order to cover up. Next time, choose a drug you've ACTUALLY done.

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  minisquid  |  9

Man-mush (noun): an alternate name for semen, often used to avoid the social awkwardness that comes using discussing semen. However, it usually makes the situation MORE awkward.

By  flockz  |  19

never rush the man mush. treat the man mush nicely and give a sincere wank everytime. i suggest you line the hallway leading to your bathroom with rose petals.

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  Serythvalker  |  7

So many eager young bunnies that id love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm of my hand, there's only one carrot and they all gotta share it!
- Bruno Mars