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By Colton - / Tuesday 20 December 2011 02:29 / United States
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  thatssomeBS  |  9

There are 666 YDI's, so I think I'll wait a bit before hitting that. But OP definitely deserves it... I've never made that mistake personally. More of a dry guys myself.

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  moop256  |  10

Well how funny would this FML be without him calling his junk some funny name... Still funny but not as much

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  moop256  |  10

Holy shit I'm am really out of it... YEAAHHH!!!!! LSD :D

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  moop256  |  10

In my head right now thumbs downs are good :D

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  moop256  |  10

Thank you talking cola bottle you always where better than Pepsi. I loved coke as a child sometimes used to snort bottles of it...Ahhh coke

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  moop256  |  10

Shhhh you'll wake up me... He has been riding my ass lately

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  MissMae93  |  23

Moop - you must be on some pretty shitty acid to be able to type without the letters being jumbled. I'm assuming you realized how dumb you sounded and decided to pretend to be on drugs in order to cover up. Next time, choose a drug you've ACTUALLY done.

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  minisquid  |  9

Man-mush (noun): an alternate name for semen, often used to avoid the social awkwardness that comes using discussing semen. However, it usually makes the situation MORE awkward.

By  flockz  |  19

never rush the man mush. treat the man mush nicely and give a sincere wank everytime. i suggest you line the hallway leading to your bathroom with rose petals.

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  Epictacos18  |  0

U sir or mam are a funny man or woman

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  Serythvalker  |  7

So many eager young bunnies that id love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm of my hand, there's only one carrot and they all gotta share it! - Bruno Mars

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  yummcookie  |  0

Moisturiser - Stop changing our language!

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