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By Colton - / Tuesday 20 December 2011 02:29 / United States
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There are 666 YDI's, so I think I'll wait a bit before hitting that. But OP definitely deserves it... I've never made that mistake personally. More of a dry guys myself.

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I have a feeling he will be using the hand for awhile. Just more careful with what he uses. OP you should be more careful when your raiding moms bathroom closet.

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Moop - you must be on some pretty shitty acid to be able to type without the letters being jumbled. I'm assuming you realized how dumb you sounded and decided to pretend to be on drugs in order to cover up. Next time, choose a drug you've ACTUALLY done.

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Man-mush (noun): an alternate name for semen, often used to avoid the social awkwardness that comes using discussing semen. However, it usually makes the situation MORE awkward.

never rush the man mush. treat the man mush nicely and give a sincere wank everytime. i suggest you line the hallway leading to your bathroom with rose petals.

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Hey 84! Click on that square next to his name! Yes, the one with the kids playing "Guess Who". Congrats. Now you know which set of genitalia Flockz has.

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That can help. Plus your skin cells will eventually fall off, so maybe rubbing would speed that up, and as you can see in the FML...he likes rubbing his man-mush

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So many eager young bunnies that id love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm of my hand, there's only one carrot and they all gotta share it! - Bruno Mars

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If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back. I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these!? -Cave Johnson

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