Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
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kamikrazy
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Do the same thing to her.
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Wuuper
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nice friend
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xXDubbleChic
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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KaySL
| 24
Yeah, totally, by which I mean: shit into a toilet, rather than the comments section, you raging dumbass.
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I_R_Genius
| 3
Another bites the dust eh Kay?
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VorpikeII
| 17
unfortunately I think your up next.
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xXDubbleChic
| 11
wow r so cool.. -.-
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xXDubbleChic
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*ur
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
I believe it's you're.
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IStoleTheCookies
| 16
^I also believe that.
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JoshTheMaggot
| 8
I believe I can fly..
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sarahgrace4
| 0
stalkers are fun hahaha
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zendaddy0
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well your in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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chadcat
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nice 51.
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MoJu88
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bitch.
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unkhammun
| 5
i believe i'm Robocop.
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jeffav51
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85, your mom is
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justalilrandom2
| 4
79 as much as I love a Horatio joke it has no place here, don't just reply on the first comment to get yours up to the top.
I still liked I though...
I still liked I though...
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justalilrandom2
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"I still liked it though..."
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TheFlyingMan
| 8
"though..."
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PSQ91
| 6
"though"
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justalilrandom2
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Why is that in quotes?
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FunkkmasterFlex
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cuz the other guy said sunglasses in quotessss
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Scoty12C
| 6
#1 You have beautiful eyes.
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kamikrazy
| 6
Do the same thing to her.
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chester75
| 5
shit I had a stalker once it was so freaken creepy. constant texting,calling my house at random times during the day, and leaving notes in my locker. my advise to you is be mean. see I was too nice, be straight forward tell him to get lost and that your friend is the one whose in love with him. killed two birds with one stone.
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kiran_fml
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I second 36
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iLuvBunnies
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I Agree.
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Wuuper
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nice friend
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funkthat26
| 2
Sucks for her, yeah, but good for her friend. OP should just settle em up and thats it Lmao
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chickunkey
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Her friend sounds like a fucking creep. Phone sex with a creepy stranger? ew
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smurfman44265034
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kill her and bury her Under ur house
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Katie_the_Great
| 6
5 you have problems :(
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jess6blondie9
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How are they going to bury them under a house? :O
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toddlesscott
| 0
LOL!!!
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Kallik
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lol, it was just a joke(:
... or was it? O:
... or was it? O:
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Kallik
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lol, it was just a joke(:
... or was it? O:
... or was it? O:
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Kallik
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lol, it was just a joke(:
... or was it? O:
... or was it? O:
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xx000o
| 27
Easy, use the crawlspace, or dig up the basement floor.
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marriiee_fml
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tell him it was your friend.. problem solved.
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heathersmorin
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Yea because an over obsessive douce is going to believe that.
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heathersmorin
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douche**
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shulgafish
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102 please tell me ur kidding bro, you mean you don't see anything wrong with what he's doing?
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IndianRapper
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What a great friend! :D
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Prolusive
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That is hardly what a great friend would do to you...
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msmandy
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umm... it's called sarcasm.
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Dynoblaze
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tell him you were on AT&T and it dropped the part where you said it was a one call fling
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CTVrhythmguitari
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that's weird lol
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jess6blondie9
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Wow. Some friend you've got there.
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ThickHead
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omg that's so funny, adding to favs! you made my day!