FML : Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with...

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Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Sunday 27 March 2011 18:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By kamikrazy | 6

#2251329 - Sunday 27 March 2011 11:50

Do the same thing to her.

By Wuuper | 0

#2251361 - Sunday 27 March 2011 11:52

nice friend

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By xXDubbleChic | 11

#2251294 - Sunday 27 March 2011 11:47

FYL you should show her how it feels to be stalked

KaySL | 24

#2251337 - Sunday 27 March 2011 11:50

Yeah, totally, by which I mean: shit into a toilet, rather than the comments section, you raging dumbass.

I_R_Genius | 3

#2251396 - Sunday 27 March 2011 11:55

Another bites the dust eh Kay?

VorpikeII | 17

#2251455 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:01

unfortunately I think your up next.

xXDubbleChic | 11

#2252116 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:48

wow r so cool.. -.-

xXDubbleChic | 11

#2252134 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:50

*ur

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2252218 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:05

I believe it's you're.

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2252440 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:56

^I also believe that.

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#2252536 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:20

I believe I can fly..

sarahgrace4 | 0

#2252634 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:39

stalkers are fun hahaha

zendaddy0 | 0

#2253096 - Monday 28 March 2011 05:09

well your in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

chadcat | 1

#2253350 - Monday 28 March 2011 05:49

nice 51.

MoJu88 | 0

#2253442 - Monday 28 March 2011 06:01

bitch.

unkhammun | 5

#2253954 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:22

i believe i'm Robocop.

jeffav51 | 0

#2254200 - Monday 28 March 2011 08:10

85, your mom is

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2254490 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:02

79 as much as I love a Horatio joke it has no place here, don't just reply on the first comment to get yours up to the top. I still liked I though...

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2254560 - Monday 28 March 2011 11:00

"I still liked it though..."

TheFlyingMan | 8

#2255053 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:21

"though..."

PSQ91 | 6

#2255103 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:32

"though"

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2255149 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:40

Why is that in quotes?

FunkkmasterFlex | 0

#2266475 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 08:40

cuz the other guy said sunglasses in quotessss

Scoty12C | 6

#2445797 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:52

#1 You have beautiful eyes.

By kamikrazy | 6

#2251329 - Sunday 27 March 2011 11:50

Do the same thing to her.

chester75 | 5

#2251943 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:10

shit I had a stalker once it was so freaken creepy. constant texting,calling my house at random times during the day, and leaving notes in my locker. my advise to you is be mean. see I was too nice, be straight forward tell him to get lost and that your friend is the one whose in love with him. killed two birds with one stone.