Intimacy: Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows...

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By spastic hardon - 12/12/2013 21:01 - Australia - Templestowe

Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

Wuuper 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

nice friend

Comments

xXDubbleChic 11

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

I_R_Genius 3

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:55

Another bites the dust eh Kay?

VorpikeII 17

Monday 28 March 2011 0:01

unfortunately I think your up next.

xXDubbleChic 11

Monday 28 March 2011 1:48

wow r so cool.. -.-

xXDubbleChic 11

Monday 28 March 2011 1:50

*ur

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 28 March 2011 2:05

I believe it's you're.

IStoleTheCookies 16

Monday 28 March 2011 2:56

^I also believe that.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Monday 28 March 2011 3:20

I believe I can fly..

sarahgrace4 0

Monday 28 March 2011 3:39

stalkers are fun hahaha

zendaddy0 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:09

well your in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

chadcat 1

Monday 28 March 2011 5:49

nice 51.

MoJu88 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:01

bitch.

unkhammun 5

Monday 28 March 2011 7:22

i believe i'm Robocop.

jeffav51 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:10

85, your mom is

justalilrandom2 4

Monday 28 March 2011 10:02

79 as much as I love a Horatio joke it has no place here, don't just reply on the first comment to get yours up to the top. I still liked I though...

justalilrandom2 4

Monday 28 March 2011 11:00

"I still liked it though..."

TheFlyingMan 8

Monday 28 March 2011 13:21

"though..."

PSQ91 6

Monday 28 March 2011 13:32

"though"

justalilrandom2 4

Monday 28 March 2011 13:40

Why is that in quotes?

FunkkmasterFlex 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:40

cuz the other guy said sunglasses in quotessss

Scoty12C 6

Monday 2 May 2011 16:52

#1 You have beautiful eyes.

kamikrazy 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

chester75 5

Monday 28 March 2011 1:10

shit I had a stalker once it was so freaken creepy. constant texting,calling my house at random times during the day, and leaving notes in my locker. my advise to you is be mean. see I was too nice, be straight forward tell him to get lost and that your friend is the one whose in love with him. killed two birds with one stone.