By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 939
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Do the same thing to her.


xXDubbleChic 11

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I_R_Genius 3

Another bites the dust eh Kay?

unfortunately I think your up next.

xXDubbleChic 11

wow r so cool.. -.-

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I believe it's you're.

^I also believe that.

JoshTheMaggot 8

I believe I can fly..

sarahgrace4 0

stalkers are fun hahaha

zendaddy0 0

well your in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MoJu88 0


i believe i'm Robocop.

85, your mom is

79 as much as I love a Horatio joke it has no place here, don't just reply on the first comment to get yours up to the top. I still liked I though...

"I still liked it though..."

PSQ91 6


Why is that in quotes?

cuz the other guy said sunglasses in quotessss

#1 You have beautiful eyes.

Do the same thing to her.

chester75 5

shit I had a stalker once it was so freaken creepy. constant texting,calling my house at random times during the day, and leaving notes in my locker. my advise to you is be mean. see I was too nice, be straight forward tell him to get lost and that your friend is the one whose in love with him. killed two birds with one stone.

kiran_fml 5

I second 36

iLuvBunnies 0

I Agree.

Sucks for her, yeah, but good for her friend. OP should just settle em up and thats it Lmao

chickunkey 0

Her friend sounds like a fucking creep. Phone sex with a creepy stranger? ew

smurfman44265034 0

kill her and bury her Under ur house

5 you have problems :(

How are they going to bury them under a house? :O

toddlesscott 0


lol, it was just a joke(: ... or was it? O:

lol, it was just a joke(: ... or was it? O:

lol, it was just a joke(: ... or was it? O:

Easy, use the crawlspace, or dig up the basement floor.

tell him it was your friend.. problem solved.

heathersmorin 0

Yea because an over obsessive douce is going to believe that.

heathersmorin 0


shulgafish 0

102 please tell me ur kidding bro, you mean you don't see anything wrong with what he's doing?

What a great friend! :D

That is hardly what a great friend would do to you...

msmandy 0

umm... it's called sarcasm.

Dynoblaze 1

tell him you were on AT&T and it dropped the part where you said it was a one call fling

Wow. Some friend you've got there.

ThickHead 0

omg that's so funny, adding to favs! you made my day!