Yeah, totally, by which I mean: shit into a toilet, rather than the comments section, you raging dumbass.

Another bites the dust eh Kay?

unfortunately I think your up next.

wow r so cool.. -.-

*ur

I believe it's you're.

^I also believe that.

I believe I can fly..

stalkers are fun hahaha

well your in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nice 51.

bitch.

i believe i'm Robocop.

85, your mom is

79 as much as I love a Horatio joke it has no place here, don't just reply on the first comment to get yours up to the top. I still liked I though...

"I still liked it though..."

"though..."

"though"

Why is that in quotes?

cuz the other guy said sunglasses in quotessss

#1 You have beautiful eyes.

shit I had a stalker once it was so freaken creepy. constant texting,calling my house at random times during the day, and leaving notes in my locker. my advise to you is be mean. see I was too nice, be straight forward tell him to get lost and that your friend is the one whose in love with him. killed two birds with one stone.

I second 36

I Agree.

Sucks for her, yeah, but good for her friend. OP should just settle em up and thats it Lmao

Her friend sounds like a fucking creep. Phone sex with a creepy stranger? ew

5 you have problems :(

How are they going to bury them under a house? :O

LOL!!!

lol, it was just a joke(: ... or was it? O:

lol, it was just a joke(: ... or was it? O:

lol, it was just a joke(: ... or was it? O:

Easy, use the crawlspace, or dig up the basement floor.

Yea because an over obsessive douce is going to believe that.

douche**

102 please tell me ur kidding bro, you mean you don't see anything wrong with what he's doing?

That is hardly what a great friend would do to you...

umm... it's called sarcasm.