Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows...

By Username - 27/3/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By kamikrazy | 6

#2251329 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

By Wuuper | 0

#2251361 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

nice friend

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By xXDubbleChic | 11

#2251294 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

KaySL | 24

#2251337 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Yeah, totally, by which I mean: shit into a toilet, rather than the comments section, you raging dumbass.

I_R_Genius | 3

#2251396 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:55

Another bites the dust eh Kay?

VorpikeII | 17

#2251455 - Monday 28 March 2011 0:01

unfortunately I think your up next.

xXDubbleChic | 11

#2252116 - Monday 28 March 2011 1:48

wow r so cool.. -.-

xXDubbleChic | 11

#2252134 - Monday 28 March 2011 1:50

*ur

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2252218 - Monday 28 March 2011 2:05

I believe it's you're.

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2252440 - Monday 28 March 2011 2:56

^I also believe that.

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#2252536 - Monday 28 March 2011 3:20

I believe I can fly..

sarahgrace4 | 0

#2252634 - Monday 28 March 2011 3:39

stalkers are fun hahaha

zendaddy0 | 0

#2253096 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:09

well your in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

chadcat | 1

#2253350 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:49

nice 51.

MoJu88 | 0

#2253442 - Monday 28 March 2011 6:01

bitch.

unkhammun | 5

#2253954 - Monday 28 March 2011 7:22

i believe i'm Robocop.

jeffav51 | 0

#2254200 - Monday 28 March 2011 8:10

85, your mom is

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2254490 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:02

79 as much as I love a Horatio joke it has no place here, don't just reply on the first comment to get yours up to the top.

I still liked I though...

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2254560 - Monday 28 March 2011 11:00

"I still liked it though..."

TheFlyingMan | 8

#2255053 - Monday 28 March 2011 13:21

"though..."

PSQ91 | 6

#2255103 - Monday 28 March 2011 13:32

"though"

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2255149 - Monday 28 March 2011 13:40

Why is that in quotes?

FunkkmasterFlex | 0

#2266475 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:40

cuz the other guy said sunglasses in quotessss

Scoty12C | 6

#2445797 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:52

#1 You have beautiful eyes.

By kamikrazy | 6

#2251329 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

chester75 | 5

#2251943 - Monday 28 March 2011 1:10

shit I had a stalker once it was so freaken creepy. constant texting,calling my house at random times during the day, and leaving notes in my locker. my advise to you is be mean. see I was too nice, be straight forward tell him to get lost and that your friend is the one whose in love with him. killed two birds with one stone.