Miscellaneous: Tell me the reason

Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 18:30

Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML

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You deserved it 259

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By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 024

You deserved it 45 739

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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You deserved it 14 790

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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You deserved it 5 388

Can't have friends

By Owie - 12/01/2022 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML

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You deserved it 332

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 230

You deserved it 5 589

By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it 3 544

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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You deserved it 420

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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You deserved it 4 682

xica_sp4ever 18

Wednesday 5 February 2020 14:02

Good, someone has some sense at least. Let the toxicity stay in 2019.

Kurliez408 32

Wednesday 5 February 2020 14:58

Well, seems like you clearly weren't supposed to use your phone, so YDI. And why would you text a cheating ex anyways??

Comments

xica_sp4ever 18

Wednesday 5 February 2020 14:02

Good, someone has some sense at least. Let the toxicity stay in 2019.

Kurliez408 32

Wednesday 5 February 2020 14:58

Well, seems like you clearly weren't supposed to use your phone, so YDI. And why would you text a cheating ex anyways??

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 February 2020 17:02

I hope you mean ex-friend.

zhawk316 5

Wednesday 5 February 2020 17:03

Why you texting someone who should be dead to you? Don’t hurt yourself more. You look like a moron and make him laugh.

bl3ur0z3 17

Wednesday 5 February 2020 19:02

So your FML is that you were stopped from doing something you'll regret?

lifeis4me 20

Thursday 6 February 2020 2:27

Was this “someone” a teacher, OP? Seems pretty convenient to leave out.

Sasswise 4

Thursday 6 February 2020 17:43

Keep that someone in your life. Those people are healthy.

Robert Ohlschwager 1

Wednesday 12 February 2020 23:12

that is a good friend then

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