Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
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kamikrazy 6
Do the same thing to her.
Wuuper 0
nice friend
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Comments (150)
TheXTG8680 0
I wanna meet this friend. I need a freaky female friend around.
Quyzl 0
He sounds dreamy.
robwilliams 0
LOL
DeadOnArrivall 0
just talk so much dirty to him until he gets disgusted... works all the time
dansco 25
Seems you friend is quite mental! Having phone sex with some weirdo just to get at you... I'd change my number and my friend before her or the creep kill you :(
jandee 0
I would Be Pissed D=! but its too Funny. FYL.
robwilliams 0
I don't know how to say this but this gave me a boner..................
Xxak907xX 0
I have a friend with a stalker. While he went away to do something in class, she would get up and go through his stuff. And when she found out he had a girlfriend, she randomly punched him in the face for "cheating on her". Yeah, that girl was crazy
leearm104 4
Your friend sounds like a *****. Is she single?
ihasbrains 10
I know how to solve this. Confront him...then tell him it wasn't you that had phone sex with him. It was your friend, who stole your phone because she is madly in love with him, and was doubtful of how he may react to her feelings for him. And hook them up. I think that would fix both of your problems.
denvan 0
Phone sex damn they're both desperate