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By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By phones - 16/01/2015 17:09 - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

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By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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christa953 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:17

why wouldn't you stop your friend?

Doribella98 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:19

Does your friend know what electronics are? Cause that's a very stupid thing to do. Surround it in rice I heard to do that with phones when they get wet. Otherwise, make her pay for a new one.

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reelucy 0

Monday 3 December 2012 4:28

Perhaps instead of spending money on an electronic device that you allowed your clumsy friend to ruin, you should have spent your time and money investing in an education. Your friend went ahead of whom? She cleaned it off of what? You meant to say, "Then she attempted to clean it with water" you do not clean something off. That is a misused phrase and only emphasizes your stupidity. If you are going to buy an $800 toy, you should keep it in a protective case to prevent against misuse by morons such as yourself and your friend.

chippa 24

Monday 3 December 2012 4:41

Maybe you should invest in a business education--"Minding Your Own Business." Are you ******? She was cleaning the orange juice off of the iPad. You could try thinking about what you've read before trying to sound intelligent.

Link7130 4

Monday 3 December 2012 6:05

Get bent, jackass.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Monday 3 December 2012 7:01

153: Relax. We all know what OP meant.

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 5:46

lol

WillFerrel_fml 3

Monday 3 December 2012 9:17

My friends are like a ipad.... I dont have a ipad...

buckdharma 36

Monday 3 December 2012 15:42

Add 1 shot peach schnapps, 1 shot vodka... and wallah, you have yourself a fuzzy navel.

bluimafia 2

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:41

Must be a liberal

mikebrouillard 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 6:03

U have dumb friends

Sentrylegend 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 6:19

Is she blonde?

karen1991 15

Tuesday 4 December 2012 11:38

Shoot her. Shoot her so she can't populate this world with more people like that. DO IT FOR ALL OF US!!!!! STUPID PEOPLE MAKE ME ANGRY!!! GAHHHH!!

twaumat 28

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:58

YDI for having an apple product.

Karma21 4

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:28

You know apple products are water resistant . My brother did same thing his iPad still works perfect its just that its not water proof just resistant

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