Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
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christa953 12
why wouldn't you stop your friend?
Doribella98 14
Does your friend know what electronics are? Cause that's a very stupid thing to do. Surround it in rice I heard to do that with phones when they get wet. Otherwise, make her pay for a new one.
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Comments (197)
linjizzy 6
You sure there wasn't some vodka mixed in with that orange juice?
StanSmith2013 26
Sounds like your friend has betrayed mankind, to the electric chair!
jamethy 9
Typical America
EmoSquirrel 7
Oh? Be careful not to let her put a scratch on it... She'll use sandpaper to fix it. Gotta love idiots, life would be boring without them.
equin0xx 6
Don't let her crack the screen either, she might try to superglue it!
SophieTheSnail 4
How the heck did OP deserve this??
rebeccac3 5
Sounds like that wasn't an accident all
Cocoapelli 23
I agree! This seems intentional!
cchan034 23
Downy?
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
It's sad people like her are able to reproduce.
AndTheHammers 8
Lesson learned: Don't give your electronic devices to friends with beverages... Or stupid friends.
KiddNYC1O 22
Soak in rice for a day!
chippa 24
Yes, OP! I put my phone through a full cycle of the wash one time. I turned it off immediately (I think I took the battery out) and put it all in a bowl of rice for a week without touching it. It was fine!