Drinking a glass of water is your big attempt to 'Be Healthy'? That's not even the bottom of the ladder. It sucks about your laptop, but next time try eating an apple or going on a run.

Did you cry and add your tears to the mix? I would have.

Sippy cup, little one.

Okay the water was an accident, the hair dryer was just stupid as hell if you had it turned up so much it could melt plastic.

And why didn’t you use the hairdryer on cool?

You melted your keyboard with a hairdryer? Ok, sure you did.

When you say "hairdryer", do you really mean "dragon"? That would make a lot more sense.

Sure hope you had cloud save on that assignment

If you decide to drink water by an electronic, use a water bottle with a cap. If you get an electronic wet, follow the proper procedure to fix it and don't use heat.

The fact you consider water healthy means you need to spend some more time outside