FML : Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc....

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Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LilyL - / Sunday 6 June 2010 21:53 / United States

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By GoPlayInTraffic | 2

#1022094 - Monday 7 June 2010 2:05

At least its roomates. I just got home from a busy day and I want to cook supper but until I could start I had to move dumped purse contents from the stove top, papers, tissues, makeup, crap, along with dirty dishes from the work area next to the stove. And for my own sanity I brought dirty dishes from the living room, as well as threw away several used facial tissues that were laying around. I cleaned Friday. It's only Sunday and I was barely home yesterday. I have a messy wife. FML4life

By Thunderbender | 2

#1021996 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:17

Life just said fuck yo couch

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By ScooterScott | 0

#1021994 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:16

Sucks for you

vexxcis | 0

#1021999 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:18

Screw your roommates! Tell them to clean it up!

chrissycrunk | 0

#1022010 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:20

your like the doormat for these people huh xD

rawrcupcakesz | 0

#1022014 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:21

chrissy buddy lol hi!!

OP stop bitching its not an FML

Weird_Gurl7504 | 0

#1022017 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:22

hold up you spent HOURS?!?! geez

zilepo | 1

#1022025 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:26

I agree with 4. Make them clean it up :)

IchbinSyn | 0

#1022027 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:26

Get some new Roomates

ScooterScott | 0

#1022039 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:31

Anyone wanna make me a fan sign? Doesn't have to be fancy. 4_ P. _a___b_ __y. Fill in the blanks.

FML_Leet | 0

#1022042 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:32

Get Cleaning!

zakkyzebra | 11

#1022083 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:56

that must have been a big can or a small kitchen

FTC_Socialist | 3

#1022084 - Monday 7 June 2010 1:57

I agree with 27. This would be after I shit on their coats, though.

seanreddog | 4

#1022118 - Monday 7 June 2010 2:25

Wipe it up. You're a slob too if you haven't cleaned it before, and an extra couple minutes cleaning shouldn't be a big deal since you've already spent hours on it.

MnBran6 | 0

#1022126 - Monday 7 June 2010 2:34

Dane Cook ftw

skullbashd | 3

#1022137 - Monday 7 June 2010 2:43

she's a women it's her job

katTKD | 0

#1022141 - Monday 7 June 2010 2:47

looks like it's time to wash dishes....just put on some music and have fun with it lol I like washing dishes

sukhdeep | 4

#1022173 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:19

lol Sorrry! I would clean it for you if I could! (only if u gave me 20 bucks)

tjrocks1294 | 0

#1022174 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:19

fyl

TokioxxHotel | 0

#1022202 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:45

lmao at the Dane cook reference.
'SOMEBODY SHIT ON THE COATS!'

pseudolife | 4

#1022217 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:56

Damn...that sucks. FYL.

samantha_durano | 5

#1022218 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:57

I love Dane Cook :) and op that sucks, make them clean it up you don't deserve that.

120796gators | 0

#1022220 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:58

so u cleaned for hours how about u let ur roomates get the soda this time(yes I no they won't clean it up)

edgerrin00 | 0

#1022221 - Monday 7 June 2010 3:59

ya just leave it there and if they complain tell them that since you cleaned up their mess they gotta clean up yours

TokioxxHotel | 0

#1022224 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:08

oh, and I hope 9 is missing all of this so they don't have to deal with your guys' little comments. narcassistic bastards.

TokioxxHotel | 0

#1022226 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:10

wrong post. lmao.

zakkyzebra | 11

#1022228 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:11

piss on their beds.

alex0689 | 1

#1022235 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:15

f u skullbashd

sweetlybroken11 | 2

#1022242 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:21

niceeee 77
and that sucks, be like i tried! now its ur turn OP (:

catsareahmazing | 0

#1022244 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:22

Gotta love roomates.

AbnormalAshley | 0

#1022262 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:40

OP's Roommates probably shook it up

NotMeh | 0

#1022372 - Monday 7 June 2010 5:58

Oh noes!

justj2010 | 0

#1022381 - Monday 7 June 2010 6:20

u rock. I forgot how much music helps with everything. thx for the reminder. hell, even Dexter had background music.

tencentsakiss | 19

#1022434 - Monday 7 June 2010 7:22

"the floor is all sticky"
"I just came"
hehe I had to add another Dane cook reference

missmurderx | 8

#1022439 - Monday 7 June 2010 7:25

mm hello there number 9 :D
gorgeous, hahh.
teehee I love Dane cook :D
not so kool aid is my favourite :)

tencentsakiss | 19

#1022443 - Monday 7 June 2010 7:28

also Daniel tosh is also awesome. even before tosh.0

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1022450 - Monday 7 June 2010 7:36

What a slob
Tsk tsk
Now your roommate
There's a rolemodel
Stop fucking up >.>

theboss_ishere | 0

#1022457 - Monday 7 June 2010 7:43

sucksssss

samantha_durano | 5

#1022473 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:06

dude, every girl on this thread is hot. you should all marry me.

kidsanchez1 | 4

#1022477 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:10

Samantha you a pimp or something marring every girl on here?

samantha_durano | 5

#1022482 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:18

lol, damn straight :) dont tell Jess though! she hates when I cheat on her.

LoganBballin16 | 0

#1022486 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:22

54 you are very preatty ;-)

kidsanchez1 | 4

#1022489 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:24

lol so during the day your all hers but during the night you get all the other girls and act like it never happens the next day and you do that daily right?

LoganBballin16 | 0

#1022490 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:25

Sam you are beautiful how old r u I can't tell from ur pic..

kybabyy | 4

#1022493 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:29

The soda will take all of ten minutes to clean!
You just wanted to complain about your slob roommates.

Sammie your new picture is gorgeous (:
And you're right. Pretty much all the girls under # 1 are pretty. I didn't look at the rest of the page. Stupid small pixels

shezzamezza | 0

#1022497 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:30

That is why I always tap the lid of a can before opening it for about half a minute. Prevents THAT from happening. 

samantha_durano | 5

#1022509 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:50

135: lol yeah pretty much!:) no it's just when she's not around, I got caught yesterday though!
136: I'm 13, lol.
ky!: why thankyou:D but I will never be as gorgeous as you buttercup!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1022511 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:53

Stop pretending you don't want me
>.>
You can only resist my smexy pic for so long

kidsanchez1 | 4

#1022512 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:56

Samantha there is no way you are 13 I would if thought 15 or 16

samantha_durano | 5

#1022515 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:59

lol want to see my birth certificate?:) 1997 bitchess. yeah I know, sometimes I can't even believe it. I don't act 13 either. lol, someone thought I was 18 once.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1022517 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:00

142
Then again most people cannot fathom the fact that I'm under 18
People don't look their age sometimes

samantha_durano | 5

#1022518 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:01

oh and ky, do you have the same colored walls as me?:)

kidsanchez1 | 4

#1022522 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:05

well that's cool a 13 year old pimpwho gets all the girls and dosent look her age

oh Samantha you got to remember keep your pimp hand strong remember that next time your girls argue with you

samantha_durano | 5

#1022532 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:08

oh I always keep it strong no worries ;) hahahh.

kidsanchez1 | 4

#1022554 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:12

alright that's how you got to have it

ps ms.Jessie just got on

samantha_durano | 5

#1022576 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:21

lol, thanks for the heads up!:) so no more asking hot girls out for the moment.

kybabyy | 4

#1022612 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:37

Aww you're sweet Sammie! I think we're atleast even. Thats why I'm your favorite;) my walls are bluee (: I love it.

P.S hi Loren!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1022618 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:39

Lol ky WTF
Where have you been?

kybabyy | 4

#1022650 - Monday 7 June 2010 9:52

Ohhh, out and about.
I decided to try having a life for a little while. =D

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1022696 - Monday 7 June 2010 10:21

O believe me so have I
I try to quickly add a quip every so often on my iPod, but other than times like this I rarely am on here for a sustained period