Kids: So cute

So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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Prank or brain melt?

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By momlife - 28/03/2016 20:45 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 5 November 2019 16:58

Ask your kid if they want a bath in the toilet, hopefully that'll teach them but if they say yes ... then you've failed and your kids a lost cause

jrn 14

Thursday 7 November 2019 15:40

Don’t most phones have water resistance for up to a certain depth?

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manb91gb 15

Tuesday 5 November 2019 2:45

Maybe s/he saw all the dirty photos you saucy thing!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 5 November 2019 16:58

Ask your kid if they want a bath in the toilet, hopefully that'll teach them but if they say yes ... then you've failed and your kids a lost cause

jrn 14

Thursday 7 November 2019 15:40

Don’t most phones have water resistance for up to a certain depth?

Hangryko 27

Friday 29 July 2022 15:39

YDI for leaving valuables lying around within reach of your kids.

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