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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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Bobissmall 13

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:14

Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.

EricaCookies 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:14

You have a shitty friend.

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duckdragon31 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:34

Burn her hair off and feed her parents to her.

benni74 0

Friday 4 November 2011 8:18

did u kick her lice having ass?!

EnSigne 13

Monday 21 November 2011 0:58

Woah.... That is f-ing EVIL! You should never ever talk to her again! I wouldn't, anyways. Yeeesh.

cocacolaamigo 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:28

Lol why would you ket her braid your hair.!? And FIRST BITCHS'

TyffaniHope 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:51

Eww that must suck monkey balls Dx

xxhailstorm18759 7

Friday 25 May 2012 15:09

That's not really a friend then eh.. That's just gross

kelsswan 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 10:46

Wow, I'd beat the **** out of that stupid bitch

vhivfe 3

Friday 22 June 2012 3:12

Put her on MTV's disaster date!

ashleytianarose 13

Sunday 16 June 2013 9:51

I'd punch her. That's nasty.

kristen207 0

Thursday 20 June 2013 4:38

Oh dear lord that's disgusting, I would slap her and not talk to her again hahah

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