Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
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Jinxsie
| 27
So much for joining the Mile High Club. :(
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Tthug
| 34
Who cares? The great thing about flights is you can talk about whatever you want, because it's unlikely you'll ever see any of those people again.
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martin8337
| 35
No giggity fot you.
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colton_colton
| 49
You've gotta love moms
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CurlyQute
| 17
That's awkward...
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
Looking out for you and embarrassing you at the same time. :)
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Jinxsie
| 27
So much for joining the Mile High Club. :(
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Tthug
| 34
Who cares? The great thing about flights is you can talk about whatever you want, because it's unlikely you'll ever see any of those people again.
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swanheart
| 35
Well so none of the passengers will risk the wrath of your mum but there are 60million people in the uk so you're probably still in with a chance with some of them :)
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devildog562
| 33
Mile high club! It doesn't count in international sky's.
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Welshite
| 39
Yeah. It's actually called the 1.609 km club.
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devildog562
| 33
I'm american man. For some reason we all have to be dumb an learn two systems of measurements. 5280 feet club
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False_Stupidity
| 41
And let's not forget that most commercial flights are around the 34000-42000 ft mark so it's really the 6.5-8 mile high club.
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HaonSnevets
| 12
Ouch, lol. I hope it wasn't too awkward, OP.
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assassinbanana0
| 20
Obviously it was, hence this fml
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HaonSnevets
| 12
I meant I hope the flight wasn't too awkward.
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shawnsmuffins
| 15
If it makes you feel any better you'll most likely never see any of these people again