FML : Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front...

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Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:26 / United States

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By Jinxsie | 27

#6229477 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

So much for joining the Mile High Club. :(

By Tthug | 34

#6229480 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

Who cares? The great thing about flights is you can talk about whatever you want, because it's unlikely you'll ever see any of those people again.

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By martin8337 | 35

#6229467 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:20

No giggity fot you.

By colton_colton | 49

#6229469 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:21

You've gotta love moms

By CurlyQute | 17

#6229472 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:21

That's awkward...

By BigLatchZatch | 14

#6229473 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:22

Looking out for you and embarrassing you at the same time. :)

By Jinxsie | 27

#6229477 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

So much for joining the Mile High Club. :(

By Tthug | 34

#6229480 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

Who cares? The great thing about flights is you can talk about whatever you want, because it's unlikely you'll ever see any of those people again.

By swanheart | 35

#6229487 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:25

Well so none of the passengers will risk the wrath of your mum but there are 60million people in the uk so you're probably still in with a chance with some of them :)

By devildog562 | 33

#6229488 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:25

Mile high club! It doesn't count in international sky's.

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Welshite | 39

#6229492 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:27

Yeah. It's actually called the 1.609 km club.

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devildog562 | 33

#6229581 - Thursday 12 March 2015 2:22

I'm american man. For some reason we all have to be dumb an learn two systems of measurements. 5280 feet club

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6229627 - Thursday 12 March 2015 3:30

And let's not forget that most commercial flights are around the 34000-42000 ft mark so it's really the 6.5-8 mile high club.

By HaonSnevets | 12

#6229490 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:26

Ouch, lol. I hope it wasn't too awkward, OP.

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assassinbanana0 | 20

#6229588 - Thursday 12 March 2015 2:38

Obviously it was, hence this fml

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HaonSnevets | 12

#6229702 - Thursday 12 March 2015 4:53

I meant I hope the flight wasn't too awkward.

By shawnsmuffins | 15

#6229493 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:28

If it makes you feel any better you'll most likely never see any of these people again

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