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There's more than one way to do this?
May God be with you, OP.
15) Good, and you? :D Your username.
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Really, 22? I mean Really? You're a perv.
Yeah, really.
40- Welcome to FML.
53 *the Internet.
Her OCD is likely in overdrive due to the wedding. There is so much deal to consider that even a normal person could lose it. My family is currently going nuts with how unconcerned about table linens, tulle, streamers etc I am with my wedding less than a month away. If I cared, I'd go crazy too...
that's if they have sex , they might not lol.
leave the bitch
Time for 40 to get that filter installed...
Her being OCD doesn't make her a bitch.
140) You look so ******* gangster with that kitten on your shoulder. That's not sarcasm. I'm serious.
I have self-diagnosed ODC, as well. It annoys me when people that as well
Yeah "My wife won't stop trying to sex me up. FML"
You can hold the light switch all the through flipping it and flip it hard (1) or softly (2). You can simply flick the switch with a movement of your finger (3). You can use a finger or multiple fingers from one direction (4) or a fist (5) or an object that you hold with you hand (6) so that you don't actually touch the light switch. You can use the flat palm of your hand (7), the side of your hand (8), or your thumb (9), or pinch the switch between thumb and pointer finger while flipping (10). I personally prefer #4 as it makes the most satisfying noise, but the point is: IN REALITY IT DOESN'T FREAKING MATTER. You're welcome.
I can't begin to imagine how bad it'll be if OP gets her preggo
Remember to say 'I do' the right way!
bit harsh to say get out while you can! it's not her fault that she has it! there are specialists she can see for help and like someone else said, she's probably only this bad because of the wedding, he's obviously capable of putting up with it as he obviously knew about it before they were getting married.
Dude. Run.
You might dislike some qualitiesthat your fiancee has but I'm sure if you ever lost her you'd miss them and same goes for her.
You should of known what you got yourself into.
Yes. We must make sure that we're all switched on during the ceremony. It doesn't take a bright spark to make light of this situation.
Teehee, bright spark... Make light... Clever
3, Or he can choose not to marry her until she gets her OCD under better control. I feel badly for the Original Poster. He probably feels as if he breathes wrong, he will get yelled at. "Honey, you're supposed to breathe out 4 seconds, not 3!!!!" Yikes!
No CFL. Turning them off and on within 15 min makes them burn out faster. Go for the LED.
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Show it anywayWhile OCD isn't a choice, how she reacts to it can be. Yelling at someone for doing it "wrong" in your eyes means it's not under control. Having a mental illness does not mean you get a free pass to berate other people, it still requires taking responsibility for your own actions. While the OP's GF is probably stressed about wedding preparations, perhaps she needs to take a step back before saying anything in order to make sure she's not over-reacting. It would have been much simpler (and more understandable) had she just gone and flicked the light switch herself, rather than yelling at him for how HE did it. Then she's in control of the situation and not making other people feel bad for something they have no control over.
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Show it anywaySuch a bitch? She has OCD dude
As much as I love your name (brohoof), it isn't something she can control. She isn't being a bitch intentionally.
What do you mean "our" fiancé? Also, why misspell fudge?
That didn't make any sense.
Why did he mis-spell fudge? - Because he's a rtrd.
20- he misspelt fudge because he's a rtrd.
What the fudge?
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Show it anywayPlease share with us those two reasons.
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Show it anywayI have a question. Why was that funny?
I'd like to suggest taking her to therapy... That's extreme OCD and it can be crippling in every day life, also, you will probably want to kill her before the months out :) good luck OP!
Or offer her a cigarette? Did wonders for David Sedaris, though probably not his lungs.
No. Don't offer her a smoke. Therapy is a good idea. That is extreme OCD and like the comment I'm commenting on said it can be hard to deal with it in everyday life.
Sounds like something I'd do except I go around the house and turn off all the lights even when people are still using them.
Everybody has their pros and cons. I'm assuming you are marrying her for her pros. Also, like someone else said, therapy can be extremely helpful in minimizing these things. Just try to remember why you love her.
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Show it anywayNo. Run all goofy like. It's more fun that way.
Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! (V) (o,,,,o)(V)
Yes, but if you CAN'T deal with someone with a mental illness (and not everyone can), it's better for him to make that clear now, and not three months, three years, whatever after the wedding. If I suffered from a mental illness, I would rather have someone not marry me on the grounds that they can't "cope" with my illness, than push it under a rug for x amount of time, and then leave me anyway.
he obviously can cope because he has done, her ocd has probably gone into overdrive because of stress!
106 - I guess you missed the part of the FML where OP said "Fiancée", and "we're getting married next month". Why would OP take wedding vows prior to their wedding?
#25, I died laughing hahaha
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There's more than one way to do this?
Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!