Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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gheebuttersnaps 4
There's more than one way to do this?
perdix 31
Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!
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Comments (289)
Fmlsea 28
this is a FYL and a YDI. FYL because yes you are going to have to put up with stuff like this alot , but YDI because you are choosing to do it you're not married yet lol. Hope it all works out for you OP.
klorehore 24
sounds like someone got a problem handling their "better half". Maybe you should reconsider getting married, you don't seem very thrilled and from what I understand getting married is supposed to be the best day of your life yadda yadda ya. You better suck it up and deal with it or get away if you can't handle it or both of you will end up miserable.
MissMess 12
If you agreed to marry someone with OCD, this is what you signed up for. YDI.
KZN02 18
Is she Chiri Kitsu?
MrLoux 6
GTFO mothertrucker!
jellyD 1
Run away! Apparently you have not seen everything yet. ... 'Till death do you part' could take on a whole new meaning!!!
carminecris89 13
She needs to see a therapist. Look into ones that help OCD patients. Intensive therapy can help her break those sort of things...but if she won't go for the therapy It's never too late to back out.
marisadc79 0
Run like hell while you still can! Do you really want to spend your whole life that way?
Spazz420 7
Too many people have this problem now a days. I'd flick it 'wrong' every time and tell her to learn to deal with it
crazyjemjem 6
You don't get to say.. 'we are getting married next month' OCD is something that does not go unnoticed.. Especially when it's that bad. You knew what you signed up for