Miscellaneous: Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have...

By Jared - 01/01/2009 08:49 - France

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

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By Anonim23 - 25/06/2019 00:15

Today, I finally decided to go talk to my upstairs neighbour about the loud banging noises he makes every single morning around 8 a.m. It worked. Now he starts at 7 a.m. FML

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By boom boom boom - 06/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML

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By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 02:00

Today, like every evening, our place is literally shaking with banging noises from the apartment below. Are they raising ponies down there? Wrecking the furniture? Taking out some walls? No, it's just my landlord's six-year-old. Playing. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 9:01

that does not at all explain why theyre so noisy. if its because of his wheelchair, they need to put down carpet. disabled people can be inconsiderate too.

Aeth_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:10

How did you live downstairs from your neighbour for eight months and never quite notice that he was in a wheelchair?

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 12:39

paraplegic, big deal. if he was a quadi then maybe they'd have a case

checkacheez 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:01

what's paraplegic?

Mcstroodlenugget 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:41

wheelchair bound

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:03

OP--Sounds fake to me--what's a para doing living on an upper floor. If it was all they could find, then I am sure you will do the honorable thing and offer to swap apartments with them.

SupaDupaMouse 2

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:10

#2 when your legs are paralyzed and you have to go in a wheel chair ( like Joe from family guy :) )

teentee401 36

Tuesday 26 August 2014 15:55

How did this comment get so many likes? Google is your friend

MattAtBat 9

Monday 15 August 2016 16:23

Lol I was about to ask that

lmfp 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:01

that does not at all explain why theyre so noisy. if its because of his wheelchair, they need to put down carpet. disabled people can be inconsiderate too.

Javalounge 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 9:20

Perhaps they were having sex, then? I'd imagine it would get a bit loud with a wheelchair in the picture.

jc1015 25

Monday 22 April 2019 17:48

Maybe they can’t afford to or they aren’t allowed. Some apartment complexes won’t allow you to remodel in anyway. Ever think of that?

Aeth_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:10

How did you live downstairs from your neighbour for eight months and never quite notice that he was in a wheelchair?

htownlove 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:52

true #4

twilightluver347 7

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:37

yeah lol

MustBeFirst 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:19

go change your picture and then shoot yourself. -- <-- Length of biebers penis

imazaari 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 17:50

WHY WOULD SOMEONE IN A WHEELCHAIR LIVE UPSTAIRS????

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:38

paraplegic means paralyzed from the waist down

omnomnom_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:02

Lame excuse. How is a wheelchair that noisy!?

lizlaz 2

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:35

Having just looked up the word 'paraplegic' on the internet, i still don't quite understand why he'd be making that much noise. I think that it's harsh of them to be using that as an excuse, i swear wheelchairs are quite quiet.