Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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gheebuttersnaps 4
There's more than one way to do this?
perdix 31
Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!
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Comments (289)
delightfultwist 5
you want to spend your life like this????
sincereone 2
It's not going to change. Unless she gets help, your not married yet so it's never to late to change your mind!
TheNewGuy03 29
The choice here is yours and yours only. You decide whether or not you want to spend the rest of your life with a woman who has severe OCD. From the way it sounds, you didn't know it would get *this* bad, and you're having second thoughts. If you foresee that you absolutely will be unable to deal with this, then you can end it, but I would definitely suggest trying every method available to try to mitigate her disorder. Don't just run away (like some of these assbags are telling you).
loveless3692 2
I'm sorry but I couldn't stay with someone like that
Schiffy 18
Might I recommend Zoloft?
ladybuggirl1234 3
maybe she is just really nervous. just calm down and talk to her about it
LadeeP 0
My boyfriend says there's still time 2 back out... Dat reminds me not 2 get married anytime soon...
CeltHound 14
Dump her now!!!!!!!!!!
feisty1 0
Prozac.
bubo_fml 11
If she freaks out over turning off/on a light switch, I can't imagine how awful it is to have sex w/ her...I hope you enjoy a life of wedded bliss, my friend!