Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
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Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
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Chazzster 29
While it annoying to have the light on while you are trying to sleep. It seems the partner overreacted to a degree that makes me wonder if something else is really going on and this was just the last straw. Some people suffer from depression during the holidays. And sometimes depression gets expressed as being irritable.
tounces7 27
Oh come on now. Their response is overdramatic, but how do you "forget" the light is on when you're getting into bed? You mean you were being lazy and wanted your partner to do it.
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tounces7 27
Oh come on now. Their response is overdramatic, but how do you "forget" the light is on when you're getting into bed? You mean you were being lazy and wanted your partner to do it.
roosterchick 9
Uh, no? People can forget things all the time. I forget my lights when I'm home alone or have people around. I'm just forgetful, but loads of people could have something on their mind or just simple not think about it.
tounces7 27
It wasn't about some random lights in the house. It was the actual bedroom lights. Which, it's kinda obvious they're still on when you're in the actual room that the lights are on in.
tounces7 27
Yes, but forgetting to turn out the light when you're going to sleep is similar to forgetting to put a coat on when you go outside into the cold. It becomes pretty obvious immediately and you go correct it yourself.
Chazzster 29
While it annoying to have the light on while you are trying to sleep. It seems the partner overreacted to a degree that makes me wonder if something else is really going on and this was just the last straw. Some people suffer from depression during the holidays. And sometimes depression gets expressed as being irritable.
Yummi_913 18
Sounds more like it was just the last straw for the night. You're probably doing multiple things that are weighing down on your SO and don't seem to give it any acknowledgement.