FML : Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in...

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Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

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You deserved it

By unitywoods - / Friday 27 March 2009 18:43 / United States

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By Jaywin | 3

#63668 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:34

In the middle of stretching you should've just walked up and gave your mom a hug, impressing your team and looking like a pimp without them ever knowing you were just hugging your mother.

By DefHamster | 0

#63598 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:07

Oh man, that's definitely awkward.
But, MILF!

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By DefHamster | 0

#63598 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:07

Oh man, that's definitely awkward.
But, MILF!

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girandwogpig | 0

#320721 - Friday 19 June 2009 17:04

Hey look I'm near number one!!!
Anyways OP can you send us a pic???

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kalixzo | 11

#1062452 - Sunday 4 July 2010 13:14

LMAO

By demonkey_fml | 4

#63600 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:08

As distressing as this is, at least she's not sixty pounds overweight and having hygiene issues...

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look_its_me | 0

#923703 - Monday 8 March 2010 3:12

this.

By gangstabby01 | 0

#63604 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:10

milf.. agreed number 2

By trucanadian | 0

#63606 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:11

At least your mom is hot. I'll bet she has sex all the time. Think about it. I'll bet within the last week she's had steamy hot sex with a customer

The scenario:
Man: I can't do this yoga stretch properly

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lucindo | 0

#1180734 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:53

hahaha, I can't do the splits..
can you show me again...
now bend over backwards..
that's how you do it..
:P

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paijus | 0

#4815747 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 11:56

How much porn did you watch before posting that? Rhetorical

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ToxicTyrael | 26

#6206867 - Thursday 19 February 2015 17:48

#99 made me lol

By Riceball_fml | 0

#63618 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:16

Wow, that's awkward.

Hey, at least your mom is hot, I guess. :)

By marz88 | 0

#63624 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:17

Pics or it didnt happen

By newguy_fml | 0

#63629 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:20

yeah dude, she was hot.

By log1k | 3

#63632 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:23

ugh... I know ur pain, my friends think my mom is hot >_

By greatnt249 | 0

#63641 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:25

So, how long did they call you gay for not agreeing with your coach and teammates before you told them she was your mom?

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LxiiBby | 0

#1510836 - Thursday 7 October 2010 9:10

lmao.

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sharkwkrox | 0

#2430699 - Friday 29 April 2011 23:46

good one lol!

By freddie_fml | 0

#63659 - Saturday 28 March 2009 0:31

It's okay, little buckaroo. People are allowed to find your mom hot.

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