Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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redskinsmom 0
That girl needs to walk on! Obviously you are better off without her, you should not marry someone that doesn't even know you. If she really loved you she would not act like a spoiled brat and she would also realize that you cannot pick the d*** cake for a reason. You are better off without her!
Cinn_fml 23
Good point, idkweird. Though I imagine it's easier to avoid contamination if none of the cake was chocolate than if some of it was... But like you said, not impossible.
BM13HC 0
"Oh hai do u liek dis cake?!? its chocolate :D" "Uhhh I would prefer another one :(" "wtf y?" "because...its chocolate and im..." "OMGWTFZ0RZ u dont liek chocolate ?!? thats so childish and cheap!!! go away" "._." somethin' like that happened? xD P.S. the cake is a lie
roosterman187 0
Damnation, some people are too stupid to speak. Your speaking privileges are hereby revoked until further notice.
roosterman187 0
Doesn't anyone pay attention in school anymore?
revcanon 0
dude, you get a grooms cake.
idkweird 0
I just think there is so much more to this story....like, why did she think chocolate was ok in the first place? Maybe that means his allergy isn't as severe as he is making it out to be. This girl doesn't sound like someone who would give up chocolate just because of her bf/fiance's allergy. Therefore, I have a hard time believing that it's the type of allergy that is so bad that he can't kiss someone who has eaten it. I doubt anyone would just choose chocolate without tasting the actual cake. Most bakeries have samples of the different cakes, and in this case, I'd think she would have already eaten said sample. (leading me to believe that his allergy isn't strong enough that kissing her would set it off) It may be that she called him cheap because he didn't want to pay for different layers. It could have been that she tried the chocolate, loved it and wanted a layer of it, and he didn't want to pay for it. When I think of Wedding cake, I don't think of plain chocolate....ever. I think of all the different samples you get to try and how delicious they are. Plain vanilla or chocolate just wouldn't be enough, lol. I doubt chocolate would be her "dream" cake.
greeneye_fml 12
What a bitch. Good things thins happened before you were married, you can end things now.
bluefairy_fml 24
I'm sorry this happened to you, but you kinda deserved it for getting involved with someone so stupid/immature/superficial/mean in the first place. If you hadn't already discovered she was like that, it means you didn't know her very well and you shouldn't have married her anyway.
torn_perfect 0
Did you forget to mention your allergy before you even considered marriage? Seems pretty stupid to me if you didn't think to mention that during oh I don't know the DATING part of your relationship.