Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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Comments (189)
lolsomuch 0
eh, why didn't you get half half or something lol such an overreaction
ct08 0
i hear you man. my fiancee and i are planning our wedding and any opinion other than a supportive one results in me being in the doghouse. weddings make women go crazy and become a ticking bomb.
rhenerlau 17
did you ever tell her you were allergic to chocolate? if she had known, she might have been able to make a compromise.
sulhaq 4
When she wanted to buy a chocolate cake the first words out of your mouth should have been: "I'm allergic to chocolate" If those words did come out of your mouth and she still acted this way then Bullet = Dodged. Be happy and move on. If they didn't come out of your mouth then you sir are a dumbass.
ashiiya 0
Wow I'm sure she knew about your allergy, did she not even consider it? But really, when you were discussing the cake before (which I'm....sure you did?) you should've said something just in case.
younggunz 0
# 1- well put. why else would she be such an insensitive biotch?
Longdanzi 0
dude dont worry... theres sum1 better out there 4 u.. why would u wanna marry a bitch like that..
FockinA 0
and you never bothered to tell her, umm like when you entered the shop? dumbass.
shagbark 0
A narrow escape for you, dude.
gravybaybee 0
better to have loved and lost than to spend your life with a complete psycho. Just sayin'