Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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airtimewhXre 5
So she's getting married to you, yet she doesn't know what you're allergic to, and never tried to compromise with the cake flavor? What a selfish bitch. A raspberry/white marble cake with white icing would have been a classy, pretty, and delicious alternative. I'd never forgive myself if I treated my boyfriend that way. I'm so sorry that you got hurt over something like that.
serenaaaa_fml 0
see, these are the stories tht make me believe tht these ppl make these stories up
42billybob 5
put icing on a brown box. EVERONE WINS!
Legallyme 0
it's a good thing you are no longer together, if she really lived you then she would have sacrificed chocolate for you and completely understood, can you imagine once you got married what it would be like?
nickipedia 0
Totally fake. How can you be engaged and your partner doesn't know you're HIGHLY allergic to a very common food that I'm more than positive you've had opportunities to eat over the last however many months/years you've known your lady? Did you not go on dates? I mean, even McDonalds has chocolate on their menu. Fake.
ajscorpion3 5
you read my mind :)
mariet_fml 23
Who said she didn't know?
tb15 0
Bridezilla
Sugarbunny333 0
:( she's pretty insensitive...
LaPrimeraSombra 0
You all are about to get married and she doesn't know you are allergic to chocolate? have you all been daring more than a month?
Jmweed 4
Wow that sucks
Bertj 5
Actually YDI. If it were that important to her she would actually dump you for it, first of all you shouldve known that, and second of all, no one said you have to eat THE cake anyway. You couldve also bought a second non-chocolate cake.