FML : Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but...

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Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By soccerlove09 / Monday 11 October 2010 18:18 / United States

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By Amber_the_Great | 0

#1534843 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:02

awww

By glitterbabe224 | 0

#1534864 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:08

thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!

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By Amber_the_Great | 0

#1534843 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:02

awww

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1534849 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

She sounds like a fatty to me, no?

MrSassypants | 31

#1534887 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:16

it will be messed up and she was cheating and gave it to her other boyfriend and he rejected but took the cake too and he was cheating also and gave it to his other girlfriend and it went on and on until someone ate it.  yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum, deliciouso! backpack backpack, backpack backpack, backpack backpack, yeah! let's go to the mountain Dora!

H8rSk8r | 0

#1534994 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:43

Bitch shudnt get noo goddamn cake!

bloobelly | 0

#1535000 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:43

proves that you can have your cake and eat it too :P

sukaaa | 0

#1535010 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:46

just get another but this time drug it.. teach that skank a lesson no one takes ur cake without datring u! muahaha

zerobahamut03 | 2

#1535049 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:06

at least you tried OP. That's more than some of these people posting on here saying that the girl they've loved for 10 years went with someone else.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1535077 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:12

^ Agreed.

guiltypleasure12 | 0

#1535311 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 02:07

well I mean would you really want to carry a cake around all day and then have to explain to people that you got rejected?

redheadregect | 0

#1535441 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 02:34

today, some asshole asked out my girlfriend with a cookie cake. he's still yelling at her to give it back from outside our window.

omfgrofl1337 | 0

#1535541 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:03

Hah OP! and you thought asking her out would be a piece of cake

tweetbaby14 | 17

#1535578 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:14

YDI for wanting to be with a fat greedy pig. also why do all these morons that are obsessed with these womenz do something stupid( special necklaces, cakes, and so on) and then think they will get a positive result?

Leftieswillrule | 3

#1535603 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:20

because dumb bitches like you expect sensitivity from a man, refuse to date the ones that are sensitive to begin with, date assholes and complain when they beat the shit out of you. make up your fucking mind

allenrotstein | 0

#1535634 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:23

You should have poisoned that cake just in case.. Oh well.

pcakewafflebacon | 0

#1535741 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:41

just ask her out it's not a fukken mating routine. grow some social skills and testicles while you're at it

millionaire93 | 0

#1535773 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:46

why is it not supposed to be?

EffinAhole | 0

#1535814 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:56

good point 90

guiltypleasure12 | 0

#1536030 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 04:59

103 you make me want to pull my hair out like ohhhmyygosh she it's cake? she must be obese? seriously that's honestly so dumb all these she must be fat comments are so idiotic(not the joking ones the serious ones) so does that mean anyone that eats food(hey guess what we need food to live) must be fat?

MsBrainDamage | 0

#1536052 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 05:07

Yeah it's like who wouldn't say no to a free cake?! Basically anybody who likes food will have some sort of appreciation for the goodness of cookie cakes, doesn't mean she was fat! Seriously though, I would love a slice of cookie cake right now, damn you OP! Can you ask "the girl you've liked for five months" to share? :)

nosajstreetracer_fml | 0

#1536119 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 05:26

yeah. #1 is gorgeous

millionaire93 | 0

#1536280 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 06:18

omfgrofl1337, what's with your name? b/c clearly I'm retarded...

angela3222 | 0

#1536340 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 06:32

3- Just cause the girl took the cake with her doesn't mean she's fat. That's why there's anarexic kids all over this place cause they keep eating crap. It's called "empty calories." Maybe you should spend less time on fml and more time keeping attention in class.

thecrazyasian | 3

#1536595 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 08:08

tr tr tr tr triple fail

stephanie0613 | 0

#1536920 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 09:41

103 shut the fuck up! Its a damb cake shit if they tried to give me a free cake i'd take that shit nd i know for a fact that im not fat! N'd what that guy said Fuckin women like you are always complaining about men cheating on you or disrespecting you and all this shit, when someone sweet comes along we treat them like shit. He is not stupid he tried ok just because no man fuckin gives a shit about your ugly man looking ass doesnt mean their isn't nice guys out there! so shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. Thank you.

fuckanshit | 0

#1537080 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 11:46

lol dnt even try to say y would go for tht

JTlovebug | 6

#5435270 - Friday 5 April 2013 01:59

If she hadn't taken it then you'd be stuck with a really depressing cookie cake so this is probably best

By TRACKGiRLJONNi | 0

#1534845 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:03

love is all about give and take.

mahimalil | 0

#1535101 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:26

thats the wronged way to ask someone out

polopony | 0

#1535682 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:30

love is all about givin' cake?

MsBrainDamage | 0

#1536059 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 05:08

"Love is all about give and cake?" Actually "givin cake" and "give and cake" sound the same...

christyxbee | 15

#3296278 - Friday 16 September 2011 03:26

Honey, it's the MAN whose heart can be won through his stomach, not the WOMANS! Tsk tsk.

By tinithe | 0

#1534857 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

You don't make loves with pastries!

DaniLupin | 0

#1534982 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:40

Ha!

mrahhhhh | 17

#1535013 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:48

Tell that to the guy from American Pie.

natty098 | 2

#4647797 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 03:27

Take the cake and shove it in her face!

By FYLDeep | 25

#1534862 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:07

A cookie cake? I don't know about that, I'm not always fond of hybrids.

skywalker66 | 0

#1535979 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 04:40

What? You got something against these hybrids? Hmm? What about hybrid cars? Don't wanna save da planet? Or hybrid animals? Or hybrid fruits? Hmm? Hybrids rule! Especially cookie cakes.

FYLDeep | 25

#1537545 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:37

Ever have something wild like a taco pizza, or maybe like one of those Take 5 candy bars where they try to put too many things in there and it turns out disastrous?

Cjob | 3

#3063166 - Monday 8 August 2011 10:48

Don't you dare talk about take 5's that way D:

By glitterbabe224 | 0

#1534864 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:08

thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!

nevershouttater | 0

#1534906 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:20

it's about whether or not she likes him. obviously she didnt. and he needed to just ask her himself.

DanielleSaysHell | 0

#1534949 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:30

it's adorablee!

FFML_314 | 11

#1535018 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:49

I wish #6 would put up a picture of herself. I am tired of looking at that girl already.

suppressed08 | 2

#1535021 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:54

I'm with Ignorance here. Not very cute. The OPs problem is getting stuck in the friend zone. Or the loser zone. Who knows - he didn't post enough.

FFML_314 | 11

#1535055 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:07

Yeah, I gotta say that's really juvenile. Men need to learn how to man up and just ask.

CitrusGirl | 0

#1535062 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:08

I think that's adorable. Still, not so cute that she took it.

FFML_314 | 11

#1535096 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 01:26

I don't think it's cute. I don't like big cheesy gestures though.

smileanyway | 0

#1536506 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 07:40

I think it's adorable. I don't think it's a matter of your masculinity because he still asked her out face to face and he still had to stand there awaiting a reply, with a chance of getting rejection (which happened). I think it was just a matter of doing something romantic and sweet for her <3 If I was her in the situation I'd be impressed.. :)

fbarajas96 | 0

#1538191 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 04:35

hey baby

Icyyy | 0

#1549946 - Friday 15 October 2010 05:46

I would reject OP. Meh.

By justsayfuck | 4

#1534867 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:09

Love goes through the stomach, right? She might change her mind if you made her a really good cake :D But honestly, that sucks OP. But I guess you wouldn't want that cake back after she rejected you either.