Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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88sforlife 0
How Do You Assume That
Ritz234 0
I kinda feel a bit sorry for the bride-to-be. Obviously, she was being a bitch, but a wedding can be a REALLY stressful thing. She's not only looking to fufill her dream and have a memorable wedding she can be proud of, but she wants one that everyone else will love and rember, too. That can put a lot on her, especially since everyone seems to think the bride does everything. Imagine, someone would go to your wedding and harshly critisizing it. It would all be put on the bride. I know this a really immature and bitchy way to act, but some people just cope with stress in the weirdest ways. However, if this is not the case and she just wanted her absolute perfect wedding down to the chandelier bulbs, you should leave her. Acting this way is ignorant of your health and obviously shows she doesn't love you enough to care.
keekster77 0
At least one person commented that he could've bought a second non-chocolate cake but here's the deal: She would have eaten the cake and therefore would have had chocolate on her lips and in her mouth so he wouldn't be able to kiss her. If there's ever a day you want to kiss your partner it's your wedding day! I remember reading a story a couple of years ago about a teenage girl who died after kissing her boyfriend who had just eaten peanut butter. She was highly allergic to peanuts and he didn't realize that he put her in danger. Dude is better off without the b*tch...
obscenememe 0
You deserve someone better, anyway.
KitKatLass 0
Heartless bitch. You deserve better.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I'd feel sorry for you even if you had only said ur allergic to chocolate.
fuckanshit 0
dude she had like ten other dudes lined up around the corner
abasio 1
Dodged a bullet there mate! Imagine being married to someone who couldn't care less about you (at the start).
spaboolly 26
Three words, dude. "Blessing in disguise." I know it hurts and it sucks that it ended that way, but if she honestly cared more about getting what she wanted than your safety (much less happiness), you're probably better off in the long run finding someone else.
stardusk1 0
Screw the wife part, your life sucks because your alergic to chocolate!