Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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GreenAlbatross 3
No. It's a protein in the cocoa bean itself. Cocoa butter is made from cocoa beans you idiot.
NotMeh 0
You're 'highly allergic' to chocolate?! I love chocolate! :(
Ultimate_Cynic 0
If you can't compromise over something as meaningless as a cake, neither of you were ready to get married to begin with. You BOTH deserved it.
boatkicker 5
How is he supposed to compromise? Its an allergy. He can't just turn it off or ignore it.
gaga_ooh_lala 0
you should've let her have the cake and smashed it on her face during the reception. hehe that would've spiced up the reception a bit. but seriously you're way better off without someone that throws a temper tantrum like a 3 year old.
ilovecowboys 0
You deserve it for being engaged to such a bitch in the first place, consider this a warning of things to come!
bassman22 0
man, I hate it when girls do that sort of things, I mean really. You're better off now bro
MKRuffinitup 0
I thought a wedding cake was supposed to be shared by the groom and the bride? much like the up coming marraige. And isn't the top part of the cake typically saved in the freezor for one year to celebrate the anniversary? what the he'll is a grooms cake? Sucks you broke up over a cake, but better off to now than to lose all your money over some furniture or something in the future.
txdiva 0
she's selfish, and you're better off without her!!!!!!! that's just a sign of things to come had y'all gotten married!!!
gr3y_fml 1
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
nirvanafreak93 0
bye to cakes dahh my parents did