Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Comments (130)
ksks1234 33
The fact that he is taking a dig at your looks either says he is insecure and trying to hide it and/or he is an emotionally abusive asshole. It might not bother you now, but it eventually will mess up your self-esteem. Besides, is he a 10?
denica 6
In the beginning she called him her fiancé so she obviously said yes
Caroline_Grace_ 20
I hope you didn't say yes to that! The fact you said fiancé makes me nervous.
ugh132 6
Don't take it too hard on him. He was probably just really nervous and messed up. I can relate
lj19717 19
Does no one care about the fact that he chose her regardless of if she's a ten or not?
ZoroMiHawk 25
That's not the point. He should want to marry her because she's a 10/10 for him and she's the love of his live, regardless of whether she's a 2/10 for you and me.
cristinabanana 6
Please don't marry him!! He doesn't deserve you
sullivankeara 25
And you said yes....?
DonULFonso 22
And he's a straight 8 points idiot on ANY scale! Does he expect your everlasting gratitude for proposing to you kind of out of mercy?
HnyBee13 26
WHY is he your fiancé? Have some self respect and dump him. You deserve so much more than him, and you will find it. Love yourself and be confident and you will find someone who loves you and finds you beautiful inside and out!
tgmc012 9
Yet you called him your fiancé. I'm shocked someone would sat yes to that proposal.