Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Comments (130)
aylind 18
I sincerely hope you turned down his proposal and told him to think about the stupidity that just left his mouth. What he said was royally messed up.
prettyinpink4884 9
Hope you didn't say yes. He sounds like an idiot. You deserve a husband who looks at you as a 2000/10.
DoubleDosexo 12
did you not read where she called him her fiancé? ?
BlindlyWandering 17
2000/10? You failed math didn't you
Zebediabolical 43
If you can't get yourself a 10 the least you can do is sport five 2's!
SarahSecret66 8
I'm sorry but it sounds like he thinks he's doing you a favor by choosing you, like you should be grateful his ass chose you
Setareh23 34
Exactly! I find it horrible the way he says "I could have chosen anyone, but I chose you" as if he believes he could have asked any other woman and been accepted, but did OP a "favor" by asking her rather than a "prettier" girl.
Lalala579121 27
How is 2 average? I think he needs to go back to school to retake his math classes...
Mysterious_one 26
just say yes..
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
I knew a girl whose boyfriend had told her "I mean you're alright looking but I've seen WAY hotter girls than you". I don't get it.
mfmylifesrsly 29
My ex told me this -_-
DoubleDosexo 12
I've been there. But my ex goes for like -5's now. xD
DArthurVaderian 18
The worst you can score is 0
buckdharma 37
Get a solid 2 iron and wrap it around his head, and don't forget to yell four.
orbit 22
Im sorry op, but you are what they call a "basic bitch".
1dvos_grl3 21
so being with someone who thinks she's 'average' makes her a basic bitch? I'd be upset too if the person I love just thought of me as average. you're supposed to think the person you're with is the most wonderful thing that has happened to you. think before you randomly comment, stupid.
orbit 22
Geez I'm sorry but I wasn't trying to offend anyone, I was just quoting a video that CollegeHumor put out.
Rkikkas9713 25
I'm pretty sure he was making a joke towards Zack Galifianakis, where he says he is a strong two. I might be wrong OP, but check with him to be sure. I'm positive he really thinks you're a 10.
Lalala579121 27
Wouldn't he have just said it was a joke after noticing she clearly didn't find it funny then?
Rkikkas9713 25
It all depends, we need more details honestly, fml posters tend to make it seem worse than it really is, or leave out details to make it seem worse. That doesn't make it seem any less worse though!
nofreeusernames 10
I thought this too, plus she said yes so I thought either she got the joke or he explained it at some point? Could be wrong though, this is FML.