Don't underestimate the power of H+, especially when pumping.

I think the fiance suffered a dipole, literally.

Genius, #10.

I think you mean London dispersion since hydrogen bonds are the strongest IMFs ;)

No, I meant hydrogen bonds, since they're weaker than covalent bonds and even ionic bonds.

Hydrogen bonds are the strongest intermolecular bonds. I'd rather my relationship with my SO be inter rather than intra.

Some of these comments are a scathing indictment to the education system...

My bad, I would have said dipole dipole since they're even weaker than hydrogen bonds Though yes I am aware they're weaker than covalent and ionic bonds

the level of retard here is STRONG. INTRAmolecular forces are way stronger than covalent bonds. London despersion forces LDF are the weakest, followed by dipole bonds, then hydrogen bonds, then the latter. No need to downvote #36 Just because you don't know what LDF are.

More like dispersion force that connects them right now

Nah, Hydrogen bonds are the strongest!

It's the third time I see you commenting on a FML post. I recognize you by your profile picture xD

In strength from greatest to least it's covalent, hydrogen, dipole dipole, then London dispersion

I'm married to a chemist. He likes to do it on the table, periodically.

That was sodium funny.

I slapped my Neon that one

I'm sad I missed out on making these puns. They were right on the tip of my tungsten.

All the good puns argon. If I can get a little He He that's good enough for me, K.

At least he didn't say that you have 67 protons.

For people who don't know, 67 is Ho.

I bet they do it on the table periodically.

#55, you ruined it.

no need to barium.

Na I deserved it. Ill just sulphur through it.

Au, I'm late.

You had a golden opportunity there, and you took it.

Exactly, #5. Better to just say, 'Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah!' because geeks need love too.

#6 Maybe you and OP can go back to high school and take chemistry again?

What the fuck are you smoking, man.

I think 6 is just trying to troll people.

Which was what, that he wanted negative forces to come between them? His comment still makes no sense to me.