Aren't there signs there that say 'No Diving' if so YDI Anyone who replies to this to get their opinion up top is a fag.

I'm a fag.

You're the fag for even bothering to put that there. Also, have to agree, aren't there signs? Also, why couldn't you just use a swimming pool? It's safer... if there lifeguards aren't asleep (refer to previous FML).

Meh, it just annoys me when people press reply to the first post and type something that has nothing to do with the first post. Thus it makes the first post repliers even more gay than the "FIRST POST"ers

This guy has two 'firsts' and wrote the same thing each time, I'm starting to wonder whether they stay on FML constantly in order to get the first comment...?

I am, literally a fag. Therefore, I can safely reply to your obnoxious comment. :)

I guess I'm a fag. Anyhow, don't you just hate it when the dam river slams into your dam face? It's dam painful.

Actually 35, both times I just randomly came onto the site and found new FMLs with 0 posts on them. I posted and found that I got first post and used my 120 seconds to edit the second line onto it.

Are we supposed to be impressed by your blow-by-blow account of being the first to post? o.O

ROFLMAO I Know right, the guy obviously gives high importance to this 'first' shit. Obviously a loser

I don't care if I'm first or #73, it still annoys more when others reply to the first post just to get their opinion closer to the top than the people that say "FIRST POST"

lol to #10's comment

What if you are a girl, does that make you a dyke?

*chuckles*, lol, I dont even think its a good idea to swim near a dammed river anyway, cause of whirlpools.

haha i guess i'm a fag too lol but hey OP I really hope your face gets better! i'm sorry

You can not literally be a fag because you are not a cigarette butt, you already know that though.

ahhhhhhhhhhh! fuck that would fucking hurt like a motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!! OUUUCH YDI for diving in a no divin zone

#1 seems like your always on

Ouch. :| But that was kind of your own fault. :/

but i dont understand how it was her face :S wouldnt it be the back of her head if she was doing a front flip??

No, she would be facing the dam in a front flip as she reached a half rotation... think of it this way. Stand with your back to a wall, then do a handstand, and notice your now facing the wall. Anyways, I'm still calling a fake on this one, it doesn't seem right. Unless the OP freaked out at the last second, went to do a regular dive and lost momentum. Otherwise, on a curved dam, attempting a front flip, she would have had enough momentum to at least bring her into a regular dive position, and then some. She would have landed on the back of her head or on her back.

No #90, it would have been her face.

OP left an impression, to bad it wasn't a good impression.

That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

OUCH. hope it doesn't leave a scar :T

i rather doubt it

YDI for being stupid

ouch. make sure you put heaps of aloe on it.

YDI for swearing. Wash your mouth you foul beast! If you still have one! Get well!

she didn't swear? a dammed river is a river that has a dam in it. -_-.

troll'd

HAHAHHAHA. "wash out your mouth!" she didnt cusss... the cuss word is spelt D A M N, thank you very much

I think it was a joke, guys.

A terrible one at that.

Owww. Mental Images. Im laughing and feeling pain even though it didnt happen to me. Haha YDI for not being careful. But then again FYL for the pain

So, was he impressed?

hahahahaha!

Hahaha, that's what I want to know :D

Shit that must've hurt like hell. Neither one of you was very smart for jumping off a concrete dam though.