By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
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JazzSpazz 0

That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

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girlygirl666 0

So, was he impressed?

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clem13_fml 0
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Ouch. :| But that was kind of your own fault. :/

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amy_shmamy 0
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but i dont understand how it was her face :S wouldnt it be the back of her head if she was doing a front flip??

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GEFStryker 29
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No, she would be facing the dam in a front flip as she reached a half rotation... think of it this way. Stand with your back to a wall, then do a handstand, and notice your now facing the wall. Anyways, I'm still calling a fake on this one, it doesn't seem right. Unless the OP freaked out at the last second, went to do a regular dive and lost momentum. Otherwise, on a curved dam, attempting a front flip, she would have had enough momentum to at least bring her into a regular dive position, and then some. She would have landed on the back of her head or on her back.

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MrMonkey87 9
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No #90, it would have been her face.

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badmandilon 19

OP left an impression, to bad it wasn't a good impression.

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JazzSpazz 0

That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

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crazieeli 0
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OUCH. hope it doesn't leave a scar :T

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dotalover 15
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i rather doubt it

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joe320 0
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YDI for being stupid

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mypuddlejumper 0

ouch. make sure you put heaps of aloe on it.

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oc3anxeyes 0
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she didn't swear? a dammed river is a river that has a dam in it. -_-.

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lor4eto 0

HAHAHHAHA. "wash out your mouth!" she didnt cusss... the cuss word is spelt D A M N, thank you very much

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bexox 0

I think it was a joke, guys.

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tx_beast 5
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A terrible one at that.

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gorguz14evar 0

Owww. Mental Images. Im laughing and feeling pain even though it didnt happen to me. Haha YDI for not being careful. But then again FYL for the pain

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girlygirl666 0

So, was he impressed?

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EFFyourlifecait 0

hahahahaha!

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Crystalyo 0

Hahaha, that's what I want to know :D

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kirby229 0
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Shit that must've hurt like hell. Neither one of you was very smart for jumping off a concrete dam though.

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Glam_fml 0

Oww. Have you learned nothing from other FMLs involving impressing someone

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xOpheliacx 0
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Yeah, I agree. If there's ONE thing I've learned from FML, it's to never go to an extreme to impress someone hahaha. OP: normally I'd say YDI for being dumb, but that just sounds painful and I sympathize too much. So... I clicked both. xD

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