Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
I guess it's more of a hydrogen bond now, right? Not so strong.
Lebeaugars95 20
Chemistry just isn't your thing, Na mean?
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Comments (95)
tinytyler 12
That's smooth
BKroell 3
It seems you two don't have very much chemistry
aqsh 3
You deserve it for being stupid
Flamey 5
Thats actually extremely romantic. :)
crushcrusher 33
a pi covalent bond would be strong.
joshi42 16
Finally some chemistry between you two?
Rapunzel1974 23
It's like "Fifty Shades Of Gray", but with better chemistry.
allisurd 17
Better than being an ionic bond.
Nickoli42 3
Think about it though. There are few things in life as closely related to chemistry than sex.
Saraishi 25
Better than wanting to be Van der Waals forces.