By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 420
You deserved it 4 668

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Ladies, statements made by men while their penises are in you are null and void. You really should wear earplugs during sex if you can't get that truth to sink in.

dakins 0

it's her fault he's an ass?

Comments

cantfightfate 0

that really sucks. but are you surprised? sex doesn't make boys love you.

livrox 0

ydi for being that easy and nieve op

JayColt 0

WTH is wrong with today's FML's???? they are slacking.... people, this is not an FML...

OopsieDaisies 0

Ouch. Just remember to repeat the same thing to him at some point.

You deserve it for having pre-marital sex, go to church and get on your knees you *****!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

you know guys they could have been together awhile so don't say she's easy

xoxolovemexoxo 0

18-yeah it isn't and guys don't love you if they say stuff like that

youre the love of my life Taylor :) haha the irony

Trupe 3

well he kinda sorta in a way technically did tell the truth. although he was shady about it

the_flirtt 0

haha oh know he almost used the L word 0_0

Love the way you guys "kinda sorta" justify this. LOL. What's the old saying? Men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love.

FMGrammar 0

I use sex to get... palm burns.. bah dum tsschh...... YDI YOU DIRTY TRAMP, that's what you get for eating cereal on the treadmill OP!!

Chrisskiies 0

well he told you the truth lol

isaiaha11 2

i voted ydi just to be #100

gayest fml yet, no one cares you had sex and you boyfriend said somthing nice STFU

quent10 0

at least he's not a liar :D but to gear that op

KarateDuck 0

lol I said the same thing irl. good to see ya again Taylor I love your name(:

TaylorTotsYumm 10
LeighMoreno 0

Taylor, guess what? Cats > dogs. Now how confused are you?

jedialix 0

what foes OP stand for?haha

TaylorTotsYumm 10

OP= orgasmic pigmeas. No, Raleigh, you're the one who's confused. Sorry, bub, but you need some serious psychiatric help, if you think cats are better than dogs. :P Go spend a few nights in Bedlem till you find the light and realise that dogs are the better creatures.(:

LeighMoreno 0

:o Taylor, I can't believe you just went there. Do you really want to start this back up again?

956TXking 0

she's calling you out Raleigh.

Never believe what anyone says during sex.

sambosung18 0
supergirl69_fml 0
ChildsPlay_fml 0

hahahaa ^^ so tru now im gona use iy

anabby62907 0

wow. hah thats funny ans you thought he loved you lol

Arsonnist 3
Daerauko 0
Arsonnist 3
FMGrammar 0

I just passed out from the epicness

the_flirtt 0
FMGrammar 0

73-aren't you I'm_banned???

the_flirtt 0

I kept getting banned for the dumbest reasons I was pissed so I'm following the rules now

pippymiskers 4
knibbsy 4

Where is the dumbass that broke the chain? To everyone that didn't reply starting with "Where is", I hate you and you fail for not being cool enough to start your comment with that.

time to find a new boy to be "in your life."

schwancy 2

I fail to see anything upsetting about this FML

FMGrammar 0

because you probably dont connect feelings and sex... tramp alert!!!!!!!!!