FML : Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life,...

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By robm - / Monday 26 July 2010 20:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By supergirl69_fml | 0

#1144992 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:57

what a douche

By perdix | 29

#1145735 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:22

Ladies, statements made by men while their penises are in you are null and void.

You really should wear earplugs during sex if you can't get that truth to sink in.

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By bubbles987 | 0

#1144990 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:57

good job.

babyale760 | 0

#1144997 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:57

wow that sux

FuckMyLife195 | 0

#1145008 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:59

what a dick

cantfightfate | 0

#1145017 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:00

that really sucks. but are you surprised? sex doesn't make boys love you.

livrox | 0

#1145025 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:01

ydi for being that easy and nieve op

v1kt4r | 13

#1145037 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:03

*naive

JayColt | 0

#1145049 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:07

lol well it's true

selenagirl_fml | 0

#1145059 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:09

WTH is wrong with today's FML's???? they are slacking.... people, this is not an FML...

selenagirl_fml | 0

#1145067 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:11

awww poo....

buzz18 | 7

#1145075 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:12

sex isn't love

Izzy_babii | 0

#1145083 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:15

haha

OopsieDaisies | 0

#1145108 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:21

Ouch. Just remember to repeat the same thing to him at some point.

XxXMetalChicXxX | 0

#1145129 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:27

You deserve it for having pre-marital sex, go to church and get on your knees you whore!

SokDek | 14

#1145138 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:29

Oscar meyer wiener

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1145149 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:31

No more sexy time for him.

SokDek | 14

#1145160 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:33

Taylor!

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#1145174 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:36

you know guys they could have been together awhile so don't say she's easy

xoxolovemexoxo | 0

#1145220 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:47

18-yeah it isn't and guys don't love you if they say stuff like that

SokDek | 14

#1145228 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:49

youre the love of my life Taylor :) haha the irony

Trupe | 3

#1145298 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:23

well he kinda sorta in a way technically did tell the truth. although he was shady about it

the_flirtt | 0

#1145304 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:24

haha oh know he almost used the L word 0_0

ColetteL | 4

#1145379 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:39

Love the way you guys "kinda sorta" justify this. LOL. What's the old saying? Men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love.

the_flirtt | 0

#1145388 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:40

yup lol

FMGrammar | 0

#1145461 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:56

I use sex to get... palm burns.. bah dum tsschh...... YDI YOU DIRTY TRAMP, that's what you get for eating cereal on the treadmill OP!!

iAmLol_fml | 0

#1145575 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:22

YDI for being Justin bieber

Chrisskiies | 0

#1145639 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:41

well he told you the truth lol

annielove | 0

#1145690 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:02

WTF?

isaiaha11 | 2

#1145882 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:17

i voted ydi just to be #100

lolfylanydi | 0

#1145972 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:44

gayest fml yet, no one cares you had sex and you boyfriend said somthing nice STFU

quent10 | 0

#1146036 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:00

at least he's not a liar :D but to gear that op

KarateDuck | 0

#1146217 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:52

lol I said the same thing irl. good to see ya again Taylor I love your name(:

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1146471 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:04

I'm confused. :P

LeighMoreno | 0

#1146500 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:09

Taylor, guess what?
Cats > dogs.
Now how confused are you?

jedialix | 0

#1146575 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:28

what foes OP stand for?haha

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1146597 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:34

OP= orgasmic pigmeas.

No, Raleigh, you're the one who's confused. Sorry, bub, but you need some serious psychiatric help, if you think cats are better than dogs. :P Go spend a few nights in Bedlem till you find the light and realise that dogs are the better creatures.(:

LeighMoreno | 0

#1146648 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:41

:o
Taylor, I can't believe you just went there. Do you really want to start this back up again?

956TXking | 0

#1147437 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:15

she's calling you out Raleigh.

heyred | 11

#1147700 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:30

*niaive

heyred | 11

#1147705 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:32

Never believe what anyone says during sex.

1221jamw | 11

#1148114 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:31

steroids much?

sambosung18 | 0

#1149431 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:27

your a cutie ;)

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1153054 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:14

nye-eeve*

By supergirl69_fml | 0

#1144992 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:57

what a douche

By gamefreak935 | 0

#1144994 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:57

wow ur a bitch

dakins | 0

#2564778 - Thursday 26 May 2011 0:55

it's her fault he's an ass?

By ChildsPlay_fml | 0

#1144999 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:58

hahahaa ^^ so tru now im gona use iy

By ChildsPlay_fml | 0

#1145013 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:59

By anabby62907 | 0

#1145027 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:02

wow. hah thats funny ans you thought he loved you lol

By Stevefett | 0

#1145039 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:03

where is my damn comment?

number0 | 8

#1145056 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:08

where is my damn reply?

Arsonnist | 3

#1145089 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:16

where is my damn answer?

Daerauko | 0

#1145141 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:30

where is your damn photo?

selenagirl_fml | 0

#1145144 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:31

where is my damn question?

Lounia_fml | 8

#1145260 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:05

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR

marylovesyou8D | 7

#1145293 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:21

hahahaha. :D

Arsonnist | 3

#1145430 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:49

where is my damn combo?

selenagirl_fml | 0

#1145440 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:52

where is my damn breaker?

FMGrammar | 0

#1145529 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:15

I just passed out from the epicness

the_flirtt | 0

#1145535 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:15

right there ^_^

FMGrammar | 0

#1145547 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:17

73-aren't you I'm_banned???

the_flirtt | 0

#1145567 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:21

I kept getting banned for the dumbest reasons I was pissed so I'm following the rules now

pippymiskers | 4

#1145634 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:40

where is the banned-ness?

VegasSkiess | 0

#1145752 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:33

way to brk it:/

partygirl14 | 0

#1145969 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:42

yah me to

supaman1 | 0

#1146259 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:02

where are my damn skittles

knibbsy | 4

#1146360 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:36

Where is the dumbass that broke the chain? To everyone that didn't reply starting with "Where is", I hate you and you fail for not being cool enough to start your comment with that.