By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 12:49

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML
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AverageJoey 18

Slid him a another note saying "u fokin wot m8?"

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Welshite 39

First class doesn't mean a person has class. That man is a perfect example.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Do you happen to live in the British isles? I can't imagine anyone else putting it that way.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Must be Scotland. Or a Scottish man who wrote the note anyway!

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hugozac88 22

What the heck does that even mean

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Patriots21 14

Yeah, does anyone care to share what this means??

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swanheart 35

It means it's time for hadrian's wall to go back up. :) (Proud scot here by the way)

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TheLittleBear 19

"Plook" is a Scots term for "spots" "acne" "pimples" whatever you like to call them.

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Thatepicperson 14

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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ZachHatesPeople 22

This is why I hate people, what an asshole.

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Nicholas12 15

you hate everyone cause some people are mean...wow

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Welshite 39

First class doesn't mean a person has class. That man is a perfect example.

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Ashwathi 21

Ignore him and enjoy the wonders of first class.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

Sounds classier than some things I've heard on American flights.

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teapotrevolt 27

Should reply, "If you have nothing nice to write, kindly shove the pen up your butt."

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