Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML
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AverageJoey
| 18
Slid him a another note saying "u fokin wot m8?"
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Welshite
| 39
First class doesn't mean a person has class. That man is a perfect example.
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Adeptus_Astartes
| 22
Do you happen to live in the British isles? I can't imagine anyone else putting it that way.
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Arwen_Evenstar
| 37
Must be Scotland. Or a Scottish man who wrote the note anyway!
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hugozac88
| 22
What the heck does that even mean
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Patriots21
| 14
Yeah, does anyone care to share what this means??
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Gurtol
| 9
This definitely happened in Scotland
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swanheart
| 35
It means it's time for hadrian's wall to go back up. :)
(Proud scot here by the way)
(Proud scot here by the way)
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GrimReefer66
| 29
Top lad ;)
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TheLittleBear
| 19
"Plook" is a Scots term for "spots" "acne" "pimples" whatever you like to call them.
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ifunnyftw
| 10
Should've of said "no m8"
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Thatepicperson
| 14
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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ZachHatesPeople
| 22
This is why I hate people, what an asshole.
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Nicholas12
| 15
you hate everyone cause some people are mean...wow
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Welshite
| 39
First class doesn't mean a person has class. That man is a perfect example.
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MrSassypants
| 32
First class, and first ass.
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AverageJoey
| 18
Slid him a another note saying "u fokin wot m8?"
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Likian5
| 26
I'll blow yer fookin head off, I swear on me mum
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gunnerysgt
| 15
U havin a fuking giggle m8?
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Retaheki
| 27
1v1 mi irl fgt I rek ur mum
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Paulvuck
| 15
gr8 banter m8 8/8
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Ashwathi
| 21
Ignore him and enjoy the wonders of first class.
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PossiblyInDanger
| 24
Sounds classier than some things I've heard on American flights.
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teapotrevolt
| 27
Should reply, "If you have nothing nice to write, kindly shove the pen up your butt."
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HeWillBeLoved105
| 22
Ignore it?