Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
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Top comments
Nymeria_fml 25
I guess it's more of a hydrogen bond now, right? Not so strong.
Lebeaugars95 20
Chemistry just isn't your thing, Na mean?
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Comments (95)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Ionic bonding would have been more romantic surely? He gave you something (a ring) and now you'll always be attracted to each other.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
True, but at least covalent bonds are strong (;
Bulldozer36 21
Ionic bonds are much easier to break so covalent bond is the proper usage here.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Isn't it ionic? Don'tcha think?
caseiscool90 14
I'm in 8th grade and I know what that means. Either you forgot or youre a not so smart chemist. Or you just didn't know. But I totally feel like that's something i would do
NamelessFace 22
Hello, you're IN SCHOOL. It's fresh in your mind. I bet that if you were, for example, going into chemistry and got a job in that field, that you would not remember several things about global history after time.
HyunnK 18
The moon landing was fake.
emilyg2014 14
Marry that boy!
DarDarHamilton 7
Dude, me and my husband do stuff like that all the time. we can have serious conversations while having sex and still keep going. I don't see why this is an FML... So I vote YDI because you should be able to have a strong enough connection to him to have a conversation, even during sex.
merryhappy1887 20
If I was him I'd call off the wedding. YDI!
PennyLane27 32
Reeeeeally!??? I''ve been married to a chemist for five years, and hadn't had chemistry for 10 years before that. I could see this exact scenario playing out. And we'd laugh about it. And I'd probably even write an fml...but it'd be in good humor. Her lack of chemistry knowledge isn't exactly indicative of a weak relationship.
crushcrusher 33
not everybody is an expert of chemistry.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
On the bright side you learned something new
otecasacid 22
Value the intellectual aspect of him. Lots of idiots aren't passionate about their chosen paths.
Tyyeezyjr 13
You got what you asked for lol
Adrian_Robber 6
I find this hilarious I just learned about ionic and covalent bonds in science CD the chances of this happening