Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
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xGUMMYBEARSx
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explain it to him (;
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Lolerskatez
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Tell him to ring a 1800-sex-chat line, they'll teach him for as little as $2.95 a minute! Plus the standard $5 connection fee.
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xGUMMYBEARSx
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yes. of course you would know.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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thats phone sex!! why have I been inserting a nokia up my ass all this time! :s
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starile
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15: Because you have a shitty taste in phones.
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lionandthelamb61
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The good thing about phone sex is that you can explain it and do it all at once!!
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Boomshadow
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On the other hand, when you extrude it, nobody will notice.
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tommy700
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Wow, you got quabbled!!!
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amazing54
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your phone has a 10 key?
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lilgirly89102
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Aww he wants you to be his first<3
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INTHEFAACE
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I honestly laughed so hard at that
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BoredomKillsinc
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hehe.... facepalm
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Saturn_fml
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Aww that's quite cute :)
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lizzard2903
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so is your dp, how gorgeous!
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docscientist
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It seems he was being literal when he said phone sex.
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boopityboppity
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The problem would be compounded if, in frustration with his questions, the OP told her boyfriend, "Shove it up your ass." He'd likely take this literally, too.
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onedayinamsterda
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give him a sexline number to practise
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starile
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Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.
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Jimboom
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Ahahaa.
Step 2. Don't forget to lube up.
Step 3. Set to vibrate.... I think you can see where this is going.
Step 2. Don't forget to lube up.
Step 3. Set to vibrate.... I think you can see where this is going.
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frear
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step 4:make the call
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Jimboom
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Step 5 : ???
Step 6: Profit!!
Step 6: Profit!!
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Dragons_corner
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I work at pizza hit as a cook. we have another pizza coming out called the big spacer or big dip something like that once the big Italy is gone and after Christmas stuff crust will be $10.
The holes were way too small.