explain it to him (;

Tell him to ring a 1800-sex-chat line, they'll teach him for as little as $2.95 a minute! Plus the standard $5 connection fee.

yes. of course you would know.

thats phone sex!! why have I been inserting a nokia up my ass all this time! :s

15: Because you have a shitty taste in phones.

The good thing about phone sex is that you can explain it and do it all at once!!

On the other hand, when you extrude it, nobody will notice.

Wow, you got quabbled!!!

your phone has a 10 key?

Aww he wants you to be his first<3

I honestly laughed so hard at that

hehe.... facepalm

Aww that's quite cute :)

so is your dp, how gorgeous!

It seems he was being literal when he said phone sex.

The problem would be compounded if, in frustration with his questions, the OP told her boyfriend, "Shove it up your ass." He'd likely take this literally, too.

give him a sexline number to practise

Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.

Ahahaa.

Step 2. Don't forget to lube up.

Step 3. Set to vibrate.... I think you can see where this is going.

step 4:make the call

Step 5 : ???

Step 6: Profit!!

I work at pizza hit as a cook. we have another pizza coming out called the big spacer or big dip something like that once the big Italy is gone and after Christmas stuff crust will be $10.