Tell him to ring a 1800-sex-chat line, they'll teach him for as little as $2.95 a minute! Plus the standard $5 connection fee.

yes. of course you would know.

thats phone sex!! why have I been inserting a nokia up my ass all this time! :s

15: Because you have a shitty taste in phones.

The good thing about phone sex is that you can explain it and do it all at once!!

On the other hand, when you extrude it, nobody will notice.

I honestly laughed so hard at that

so is your dp, how gorgeous!

The problem would be compounded if, in frustration with his questions, the OP told her boyfriend, "Shove it up your ass." He'd likely take this literally, too.

Ahahaa. Step 2. Don't forget to lube up. Step 3. Set to vibrate.... I think you can see where this is going.

step 4:make the call

Step 5 : ??? Step 6: Profit!!