By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
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starile 19

Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.

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DynamicDave 11

I tried phone sex once. The holes were way too small.

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

explain it to him (;

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Lolerskatez 0

Tell him to ring a 1800-sex-chat line, they'll teach him for as little as $2.95 a minute! Plus the standard $5 connection fee.

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

yes. of course you would know.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

thats phone sex!! why have I been inserting a nokia up my ass all this time! :s

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starile 19

15: Because you have a shitty taste in phones.

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lionandthelamb61 9

The good thing about phone sex is that you can explain it and do it all at once!!

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Boomshadow 3

On the other hand, when you extrude it, nobody will notice.

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lilgirly89102 0

Aww he wants you to be his first<3

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docscientist 9

It seems he was being literal when he said phone sex.

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boopityboppity 11

The problem would be compounded if, in frustration with his questions, the OP told her boyfriend, "Shove it up your ass." He'd likely take this literally, too.

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starile 19

Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.

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Jimboom 11

Ahahaa. Step 2. Don't forget to lube up. Step 3. Set to vibrate.... I think you can see where this is going.

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Dragons_corner 6

I work at pizza hit as a cook. we have another pizza coming out called the big spacer or big dip something like that once the big Italy is gone and after Christmas stuff crust will be $10.

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