By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09
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Tell him to ring a 1800-sex-chat line, they'll teach him for as little as $2.95 a minute! Plus the standard $5 connection fee.
thats phone sex!! why have I been inserting a nokia up my ass all this time! :s
15: Because you have a shitty taste in phones.
On the other hand, when you extrude it, nobody will notice.
Wow, you got quabbled!!!
your phone has a 10 key?
I honestly laughed so hard at that
hehe.... facepalm
Aww that's quite cute :)
so is your dp, how gorgeous!
It seems he was being literal when he said phone sex.
The problem would be compounded if, in frustration with his questions, the OP told her boyfriend, "Shove it up your ass." He'd likely take this literally, too.
give him a sexline number to practise
Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.
Ahahaa. Step 2. Don't forget to lube up. Step 3. Set to vibrate.... I think you can see where this is going.
step 4:make the call
Step 5 : ??? Step 6: Profit!!
I work at pizza hit as a cook. we have another pizza coming out called the big spacer or big dip something like that once the big Italy is gone and after Christmas stuff crust will be $10.
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Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.
I tried phone sex once. The holes were way too small.