Intimacy: Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he...

By Chemist-why - 30/01/2015 15:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Saturday 31 January 2015 0:09

I guess it's more of a hydrogen bond now, right? Not so strong.

Lebeaugars95 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:13

Chemistry just isn't your thing, Na mean?

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teentee401 36

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:30

That's pretty damn romantic if you ask me.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:35

Was this the nth time he had to explain this?

CoolCookie210 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:42

Marry that guy

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:37

On Mole Day.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:59

I bet he brags to his friends that he lasts for hours, right?

chikinscratch00 8

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:07

Van der waals forces left

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:58

I voted YDI. You asked, he answered.

Weiss_Schnee 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:59

YDI for not knowing basic chemistry.

Rawrshi 25

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:07

Talk nerdy to me.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:38

Not now. I'm on my periodic table.

crushcrusher 33

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:10

did he specified if it'll be a pi bond or sigma bond?

tantanpanda 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 21:34

hopefully it was a network covalent bond. Strong as diamond, literally.

sandrisima 13

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:15

The best fiancé ever ;)

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