Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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k8izgr8_fml
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well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a
month
month
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Tess_fml
| 7
Thumbs up to that, 1. No further comments are necessary. Thank you.
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Keyman1212
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It seems that Tampax has found a much cheaper alternative to a boyfriend, and much better. It'll be there for you on the worst week of your life, it never let's you down, goes deeper in than your boy friend, it's way cheaper, and if you yell at it, it won't yell back. Yup, pretty much found OP's new best thing in life.
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changesinme
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Today, my girlfriend left me for tampons. FML.
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fthislyfe
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Ladies: Believe it or not, depth is not very important. The vagina is approximately 12 centimeters (4.7 inches) and a very long penis causes pain and doesn't give pleasure at all. The important thing is the thickness cuz it stimulates the nerves and the blood vessels existing in the vagina. So the thicker, the better
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dre_bro11
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Fthislyfe: If a chick wants a long dick, that's her choice, as is if she wants a thick one, a thin one, whatever. It's for her pleasure. So what I'm trying to say, is it all comes down to personal preference, and although research suggests otherwise, it's not always followed.
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perdix
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#52.
I'll bet that there's an optimal thickness as well, that is, "the thicker the better" isn't true in the extreme. If a guy had a cock that was as thick as a baby's head, not many women will find that pleasurable.
I'll bet that there's an optimal thickness as well, that is, "the thicker the better" isn't true in the extreme. If a guy had a cock that was as thick as a baby's head, not many women will find that pleasurable.
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fthislyfe
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68: You're right. I should have corrected that.
60: I really don't know what to say :)
60: I really don't know what to say :)
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dookiedoo
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All this vagina talk is giving me a funny feeling in my pants.
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BelleElle_fml
| 5
It's not his fault you have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
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Opium_Production
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52 sounds like he googled the size and dimensions of a woman's vagina haha
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Yodaevil
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So my cocky puck is great? Yes! Ladies take a ticket! :)
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fthislyfe
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79: First:She not he! second: No I didn't. I'm a medical student so we have to know the stuff...
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sparklecherry
| 4
Haha!!
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ppatty
| 0
awesome lol
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jdengel
| 0
too bad you are just a car
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bldouglas
| 0
78 wins
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HondaKidd
| 5
Buy smaller tampons
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stro88
| 6
So hot big is a big tampon?
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meintx2001
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Yeah, but sounds like OPs bf has a baby dick. That sucks.
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stevenJB
| 25
Haha a mean girls quote awesome
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Babydoll4ever
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hmm..strap on time?
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GoingCommando93
| 14
Buy small tampons.
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valdancer99
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Mean girls!
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mistersheezy
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That sucks, but it's not all about the sex.......right?
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RavagedSouI
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It's about the city as well...
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afdude87
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shit, it sucks more for him....right?
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EvilPotato
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Right.
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Bbhd05
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If you're a shallow bitch, then yes it probably is.
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l0v3p4in
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Ya it is
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poostool
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The problem isn't that she's "shallow".....
OP you're a slut for using a tampon. A real lady would use a pad. Maybe then your vagina wouldn't be stretched out like flubber.
OP you're a slut for using a tampon. A real lady would use a pad. Maybe then your vagina wouldn't be stretched out like flubber.
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every1luvsvag
| 10
18: I see what you did there.
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13FTW
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It's not always the size that matters, it's what you do with it!
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Missy612
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No.
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marmlr339
| 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
He's not small, he's fun sized!
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sickjairo
| 7
How big are tampons?
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crazychick1269
| 7
132....uve never seen one???
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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132 - They're the size of watermelons. That's why women carry a purse the size of a "Marching Order" rucksack.
/troll
/troll
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ramboman19
| 8
Maybe he should tamp the strap-on on him? Ohhh. The tables have turned, haven't they? XD
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Mini_Pedobear
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why do I feel like the tampon only goes in like 1 inch...
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abbybailey204
| 19
Wow, you are not a nice person
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thatonedame
| 6
Wow, your an idiot.
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RavagedSouI
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Because you are perceiving that from your own weiner
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Mitch_Connor
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28-His an idiot?
Wait, you're a retard. Very well, carry on.
Wait, you're a retard. Very well, carry on.
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Thank you Mitch, I salute you. :P
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Mini_Pedobear
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?
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Shadow_Phantom
| 26
That really does suck... FYL.
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cnorris31
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He gets an A for effort ?
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divine69
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Sounds like a shallow relationship
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x3ShanTastic
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She didn't say ex! =P
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BB_ava
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I don't think 26 got the pun...
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curlyfry33
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awsome
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Iheartfunny
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Bet your tampon doesnt have the same skills as your boyfriend. Size doesnt matter. Unless its so small you have to put hot sauce on it to feel anything
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Twon4
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Ahahahahahaha!!!
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lululatenight
| 28
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it
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SaltyLurker
| 10
Most beautiful ambiguous statement ever. *loud applause*
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Beebow_fml
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Maybe his penis is so large he can only get in part of the tip.
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
I'd thumbs you up, but you already have 69 and I don't want to ruin the moment.
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
FUCK. Why'd people have to ruin the moment?
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j_cat187
| 19
Old nuns haha moment ruined.
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bcih
| 0
omg.. i'd love to have a boyfriend with a dick that big!
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KingKralj
| 31
Have a great time with a ripped vagina ;)
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coolkid_matt
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Quality not quantity. :)
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memily63
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If it was good quality she probably wouldn't be writing it in the first place
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Tess_fml
| 7
Says the disturbingly young looking kid..
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Wait, quantity? Are you referring to multiple penises? XD
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usmc370
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It's called peni
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cheetahbud159
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Quantity IS quality
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CleverBastard
| 8
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
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ifailplzinsultme
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But you gotta have a big enough boat to hold you. Or you're on your own flailing around in the water.
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Candyblock
| 5
You sir, are amazing. Jeffree Star
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justin3301987
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Yes
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nephilim241
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Meh, get him to figure out how to use his tongue properly then it'll make both irrelevant!
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proxxX069069
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I like your thinking ! :D
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2wenty0ne21
| 0
Just wait til ur off ur period
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malignantmegan
| 3
Or just hit this guy up xD someone knows what he is doing
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nephilim241
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thanks guys :p
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bevsta
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Buy him a strap on
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