By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 466
You deserved it 6 827

Same thing different taste

Top comments

k8izgr8_fml 0

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.


k8izgr8_fml 0

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

Thumbs up to that, 1. No further comments are necessary. Thank you.

It seems that Tampax has found a much cheaper alternative to a boyfriend, and much better. It'll be there for you on the worst week of your life, it never let's you down, goes deeper in than your boy friend, it's way cheaper, and if you yell at it, it won't yell back. Yup, pretty much found OP's new best thing in life.

Today, my girlfriend left me for tampons. FML.

fthislyfe 22

Ladies: Believe it or not, depth is not very important. The ****** is approximately 12 centimeters (4.7 inches) and a very long penis causes pain and doesn't give pleasure at all. The important thing is the thickness cuz it stimulates the nerves and the blood vessels existing in the ******. So the thicker, the better

Fthislyfe: If a chick wants a long dick, that's her choice, as is if she wants a thick one, a thin one, whatever. It's for her pleasure. So what I'm trying to say, is it all comes down to personal preference, and although research suggests otherwise, it's not always followed.

perdix 29

#52. I'll bet that there's an optimal thickness as well, that is, "the thicker the better" isn't true in the extreme. If a guy had a **** that was as thick as a baby's head, not many women will find that pleasurable.

fthislyfe 22

68: You're right. I should have corrected that. 60: I really don't know what to say :)

dookiedoo 0

All this ****** talk is giving me a funny feeling in my pants.

BelleElle_fml 5

It's not his fault you have a heavy flow and a wide set ******.

52 sounds like he googled the size and dimensions of a woman's ****** haha

So my cocky puck is great? Yes! Ladies take a ticket! :)

fthislyfe 22

79: First:She not he! second: No I didn't. I'm a medical student so we have to know the stuff...

jdengel 0
meintx2001 1

Yeah, but sounds like OPs bf has a baby dick. That sucks.

stevenJB 25
Babydoll4ever 7
mistersheezy 7

That sucks, but it's not all about the sex.......right?

Bbhd05 0

If you're a shallow bitch, then yes it probably is.

The problem isn't that she's "shallow"..... OP you're a **** for using a tampon. A real lady would use a pad. Maybe then your ****** wouldn't be stretched out like flubber.

every1luvsvag 10
13FTW 9

It's not always the size that matters, it's what you do with it!

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

crazychick1269 7

132 - They're the size of watermelons. That's why women carry a purse the size of a "Marching Order" rucksack. /troll

ramboman19 8

Maybe he should tamp the strap-on on him? Ohhh. The tables have turned, haven't they? XD

Bet your tampon doesnt have the same skills as your boyfriend. Size doesnt matter. Unless its so small you have to put hot sauce on it to feel anything

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it

SaltyLurker 10

Most beautiful ambiguous statement ever. *loud applause*

Beebow_fml 5

Maybe his penis is so large he can only get in part of the tip.

I'd thumbs you up, but you already have 69 and I don't want to ruin the moment.

omg.. i'd love to have a boyfriend with a dick that big!

Have a great time with a ripped ****** ;)

memily63 12

If it was good quality she probably wouldn't be writing it in the first place

Says the disturbingly young looking kid..

Wait, quantity? Are you referring to multiple penises? XD

cheetahbud159 7

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean

ifailplzinsultme 0

But you gotta have a big enough boat to hold you. Or you're on your own flailing around in the water.

Meh, get him to figure out how to use his tongue properly then it'll make both irrelevant!

proxxX069069 7
2wenty0ne21 0

Or just hit this guy up xD someone knows what he is doing