By francesa_loca - 14/10/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
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Bobissmall 13
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Was it an explosion? BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

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thisisafunnyname 12
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Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

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hamncheeseinit 6

Sounds like your dad had a bangin ole time

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baconftw 9
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Big usploshun

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tellithowitis 13
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Hey op stop fooling around on FML, and get back to work.

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IphonFML 6

so u stopped cleaning, came on FML, wrote ur FML anx went back to cleaning? noiiceee

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idontcare8l 3

Hey! Get of FML and keep cleaning then!

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Bobissmall 13
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Was it an explosion? BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

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lolman222 0
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Just cause you asked so nicely :)

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Mipz 2

Ironically, you have +19

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thisisafunnyname 12
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Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

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jonan1212 5

I love these eggcellent egg puns about eggsplosions

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HideouslyHuman 10
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Hey seriously,I loved it,You embraced the possibility of getting thumbed down and it worked in your favor. Does anyone else want to boil eggs...for as long as that guy did?

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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It was an eggcellent yolk, to be sure. Also, I'd make his drunk ass clean up his own mess.

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tellithowitis 13
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Those are eggxotic words eggspecially eggcellent and eggplosion. Everyone is eggxperts!!!

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Petronix 5

69-Killed it...

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tellithowitis 13
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Cant kill what's already dead!

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angrymexican 8
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79 that was eggsactly what I was going to say

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whorerhorror 6
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that must've smelled like ass

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Lanceeden 12
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Probably more like eggs.

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marmlr339 14
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Probably more like burnt

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Probably more like burnt eggs with ass on the side.

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PiperWoods 0

... If my dad was like that and let that happened, I'd be very ashamed ......

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rkmepm 16
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If I had " let that happened" I would be eggstatic

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iknowimawesome 13

Tip: you might make more progress with the cleaning by actually cleaning instead of going on FML.

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lolman222 0
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You might want to do the same.

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iknowimawesome 13

I don't got no egg covered kitchen!

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ProhibitionRose 14
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You don't have*

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iknowimawesome 13

I bez kiddin :) don't worry, my grammar isn't THAT bad.

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techweed 12
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Make him clean it!!

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ollie179 21
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Then stop posting FML's and get your dad to help you, drunk or not.

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instnt1nfction 17
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Let's imagine the drunken father cleaning up the mess

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devin500 6

Im to lazy to imagine that, can you just tell me?

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hilary56 0

Don't be telling OP what to do! He does what he wants.

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Graawr 7

If my dad did that Id kick him and make him clean up his mess.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How eggciting.

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DjeePee 24
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I would have cleaned nothing. But yeah, I'm not an incredible nice person.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Well sometimes you have to choose being reasonable over being nice.

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zukinihudini 0
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As far as we know you could have just got home

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