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Big usploshun
Hey op stop fooling around on FML, and get back to work.
Was it an explosion? BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.
Just cause you asked so nicely :)
Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.
*egg pun*
Hey seriously,I loved it,You embraced the possibility of getting thumbed down and it worked in your favor. Does anyone else want to boil eggs...for as long as that guy did?
It was an eggcellent yolk, to be sure. Also, I'd make his drunk ass clean up his own mess.
Those are eggxotic words eggspecially eggcellent and eggplosion. Everyone is eggxperts!!!
Cant kill what's already dead!
79 that was eggsactly what I was going to say
that must've smelled like ass
If I had " let that happened" I would be eggstatic
Tip: you might make more progress with the cleaning by actually cleaning instead of going on FML.
You might want to do the same.
You don't have*
Make him clean it!!
Then stop posting FML's and get your dad to help you, drunk or not.
Let's imagine the drunken father cleaning up the mess
I would have cleaned nothing. But yeah, I'm not an incredible nice person.
As far as we know you could have just got home
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Was it an explosion? BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.
Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.