Big usploshun

Hey op stop fooling around on FML, and get back to work.

so u stopped cleaning, came on FML, wrote ur FML anx went back to cleaning? noiiceee

Hey! Get of FML and keep cleaning then!

Just cause you asked so nicely :)

Ironically, you have +19

Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

*egg pun*

I love these eggcellent egg puns about eggsplosions

Hey seriously,I loved it,You embraced the possibility of getting thumbed down and it worked in your favor. Does anyone else want to boil eggs...for as long as that guy did?

It was an eggcellent yolk, to be sure. Also, I'd make his drunk ass clean up his own mess.

Those are eggxotic words eggspecially eggcellent and eggplosion. Everyone is eggxperts!!!

69-Killed it...

Cant kill what's already dead!

79 that was eggsactly what I was going to say

Probably more like eggs.

Probably more like burnt

Probably more like burnt eggs with ass on the side.

If I had " let that happened" I would be eggstatic

You might want to do the same.

I don't got no egg covered kitchen!

You don't have*

I bez kiddin :) don't worry, my grammar isn't THAT bad.

Let's imagine the drunken father cleaning up the mess

Im to lazy to imagine that, can you just tell me?

Don't be telling OP what to do! He does what he wants.

How eggciting.

Well sometimes you have to choose being reasonable over being nice.