FML : Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed...

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Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By francesa_loca / Friday 14 October 2011 16:09 / Canada

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By Bobissmall | 13

#3432522 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

Was it an explosion?

BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

By thisisafunnyname | 12

#3432949 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:47

Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

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By hamncheeseinit | 6

#3432517 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:26

Sounds like your dad had a bangin ole time

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baconftw | 9

#3432636 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:40

Big usploshun

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tellithowitis | 13

#3434014 - Saturday 15 October 2011 4:26

Hey op stop fooling around on FML, and get back to work.

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IphonFML | 6

#3434883 - Saturday 15 October 2011 8:04

so u stopped cleaning, came on FML, wrote ur FML anx went back to cleaning? noiiceee

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idontcare8l | 3

#3439130 - Sunday 16 October 2011 9:43

Hey! Get of FML and keep cleaning then!

By Bobissmall | 13

#3432522 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

Was it an explosion?

BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

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lolman222 | 0

#3432767 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:04

Just cause you asked so nicely :)

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Mipz | 2

#3432933 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:44

Ironically, you have +19

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thisisafunnyname | 12

#3432949 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:47

Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

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kathuzada | 6

#3433282 - Saturday 15 October 2011 0:08

*egg pun*

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jonan1212 | 5

#3433639 - Saturday 15 October 2011 2:14

I love these eggcellent egg puns about eggsplosions

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HideouslyHuman | 10

#3433893 - Saturday 15 October 2011 3:39

Hey seriously,I loved it,You embraced the possibility of getting thumbed down and it worked in your favor.

Does anyone else want to boil eggs...for as long as that guy did?

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Ray_of_midnight | 22

#3433923 - Saturday 15 October 2011 3:49

It was an eggcellent yolk, to be sure.

Also, I'd make his drunk ass clean up his own mess.

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tellithowitis | 13

#3434018 - Saturday 15 October 2011 4:28

Those are eggxotic words eggspecially eggcellent and eggplosion. Everyone is eggxperts!!!

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Petronix | 5

#3435254 - Saturday 15 October 2011 11:43

69-Killed it...

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tellithowitis | 13

#3435869 - Saturday 15 October 2011 15:33

Cant kill what's already dead!

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angrymexican | 8

#3454511 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:31

79 that was eggsactly what I was going to say

By whorerhorror | 6

#3432542 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:29

that must've smelled like ass

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Lanceeden | 12

#3432621 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:38

Probably more like eggs.

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marmlr339 | 14

#3432673 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:47

Probably more like burnt

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ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3432807 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:10

Probably more like burnt eggs with ass on the side.

By PiperWoods | 0

#3432547 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:30

... If my dad was like that and let that happened, I'd be very ashamed ......

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rkmepm | 16

#3438403 - Sunday 16 October 2011 5:21

If I had " let that happened" I would be eggstatic

By iknowimawesome | 13

#3432554 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:31

Tip: you might make more progress with the cleaning by actually cleaning instead of going on FML.

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lolman222 | 0

#3432814 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:10

You might want to do the same.

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iknowimawesome | 13

#3433336 - Saturday 15 October 2011 0:22

I don't got no egg covered kitchen!

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ProhibitionRose | 14

#3433623 - Saturday 15 October 2011 2:08

You don't have*

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iknowimawesome | 13

#3509762 - Saturday 29 October 2011 20:33

I bez kiddin :) don't worry, my grammar isn't THAT bad.

By techweed | 12

#3432566 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:32

Make him clean it!!

By ollie179 | 19

#3432569 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:32

Then stop posting FML's and get your dad to help you, drunk or not.

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instnt1nfction | 16

#3432686 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:50

Let's imagine the drunken father cleaning up the mess

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devin500 | 6

#3432976 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:53

Im to lazy to imagine that, can you just tell me?

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hilary56 | 0

#3435096 - Saturday 15 October 2011 9:36

Don't be telling OP what to do! He does what he wants.

By Graawr | 7

#3432577 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:33

If my dad did that Id kick him and make him clean up his mess.

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KiddNYC1O | 20

#3433324 - Saturday 15 October 2011 0:19

How eggciting.

By DjeePee | 24

#3432607 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:37

I would have cleaned nothing. But yeah, I'm not an incredible nice person.

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ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3432820 - Friday 14 October 2011 22:12

Well sometimes you have to choose being reasonable over being nice.

By zukinihudini | 0

#3432609 - Friday 14 October 2011 21:37

As far as we know you could have just got home

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