By francesa_loca - 14/10/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 912
You deserved it 2 500

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Was it an explosion? BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

Comments

Sounds like your dad had a bangin ole time

Big usploshun

Hey op stop fooling around on FML, and get back to work.

so u stopped cleaning, came on FML, wrote ur FML anx went back to cleaning? noiiceee

Hey! Get of FML and keep cleaning then!

Was it an explosion? BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

Just cause you asked so nicely :)

Ironically, you have +19

Why would you get thumbed down? That was quite an eggcelent pun.

I love these eggcellent egg puns about eggsplosions

Hey seriously,I loved it,You embraced the possibility of getting thumbed down and it worked in your favor. Does anyone else want to boil eggs...for as long as that guy did?

It was an eggcellent yolk, to be sure. Also, I'd make his drunk ass clean up his own mess.

Those are eggxotic words eggspecially eggcellent and eggplosion. Everyone is eggxperts!!!

69-Killed it...

Cant kill what's already dead!

79 that was eggsactly what I was going to say

that must've smelled like ass

Probably more like eggs.

Probably more like burnt

Probably more like burnt eggs with ass on the side.

... If my dad was like that and let that happened, I'd be very ashamed ......

If I had " let that happened" I would be eggstatic

Tip: you might make more progress with the cleaning by actually cleaning instead of going on FML.

You might want to do the same.

I don't got no egg covered kitchen!

You don't have*

I bez kiddin :) don't worry, my grammar isn't THAT bad.

Make him clean it!!

Then stop posting FML's and get your dad to help you, drunk or not.

Let's imagine the drunken father cleaning up the mess

Im to lazy to imagine that, can you just tell me?

Don't be telling OP what to do! He does what he wants.

If my dad did that Id kick him and make him clean up his mess.

How eggciting.

I would have cleaned nothing. But yeah, I'm not an incredible nice person.

Well sometimes you have to choose being reasonable over being nice.

As far as we know you could have just got home