Hot wax on my penis makes me moan and scream

I guess OP isn't into that sorta stuff...

Not as bad as bad as getting penis in your wax.

What if it hardened before he got it off 0__0

19, then it might not be the only thing hard...

How could your dick be hard if that hot shit is on it.. >__>

Works for enonymous, why not try it yourself!

Challenge Accepted

28 To be fair I'm not sure he's old enough for that to happen yet.. I also put out my cigars on my penis and bench press with it. I'm up to a bic pen and 4 paper clips each side

32, how many cock push-ups can you do?

Enonymous, what about a pack of trident layers?! If you've got them in your legit candy van you have to be able to cock press a trident layers pack. Nuff' said.

1 1/2 Jack Black is fucking jealous

Cock pressing Trident layers requires I fight the urge to not put it in my mouth... And I'm not that flexible yet.. Working on it as I type

Does your priest help you with the flexibility? Haha, im out of jokes about your info.. Dammit!

That's hot

44 he only helps me with choir practice he said I can hit the higher notes if he puts an ice cube up my ass... Last time it was more warm and soft

All this talk about ice cubes and hot wax is kinda turning me on...

27- isn't Ethan a boys name?

Did anyone else immediately think of Haunted by Chuck Palahnuik?

I don't think a little girl would has a penis

So overused you have to label you comment with it, meaning you shouldn't be using it

True Fact: you used (sunglasses) an over used shitty pun

Cliche

Yeeeaaaaaaaaaa

I see what you dud there

you're cool #3! loser

Your obviously cool #102 since your the "cod god" and all.. Tell me.. How's it feel being best friends with thousands of 12 year olds and still having no one to hang out with you..

wouldn't that get wax on his hand ?

woops wrong comment o.0

4- Then he wouldn't have been able to share this story with us! D:

68-very true, very true...

Ahh yes good point! XD

His dick is so small he thought there was a really low probability of wax falling on it.

And live on the edge you do. You are truly an example to follow, sticking to your word.

"Don't call me dude! A dude is somebody who works on a ranch!" - an angry officer.

Not so funny meow is it?

Or possibly invest in a can of air freshener

Then he would burn his junk with the match

A match and a can of flammable air freshener would be the best way to go.

Is what you're going to say in a few years when you look back on your FML profile.

No, that's what he says now

11- it probably wouldn't shock anyone that I hate you so much.

Ganster Bieber? Wtf?????!

Does it really matter what he looks like? (The answer is no, if you couldn't figure it out)

Chouch dude