By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
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DeathBunny218 37

It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.

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imustbeinsane 2

It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole

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MizzErikaHart 8

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imustbeinsane 2

It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole

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imustbeinsane 2

also I think we all know what "meat" he had in gis mouth

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annajane 0

42 Same here. It would disturb me on many levels if I found that my ex did that.

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jayalexander 7

how can you live without meat... it's just as bad as a world without sex... or coke!

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t765234 10

63- At least you don't use the horribly flawed logic of other vegetarians, they're usually just bleeding-heart idiots.

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VeroAnne 11

Are you sure you know which 'meat' he is talking about? ;)

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number0 8

Well, vegetarians eat some of the wonderful plants that supply us with oxygen to breathe. Vegetarians, like carnivores and omnivores, are killers. All in all, it's simply a matter of what you indirectly kill to get your nutrients.

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vistamar 3

Haha why would that make YOU paranoid?? Also does anyone know how you send a message on here? :P

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DeathBunny218 37

It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.

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BloodyDraven 0

or he's just a total douche

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_cassandra__fml 4

I agree with #2 here. No one is that much of a douche that he would do that just to taunt his girlfriend. But at the same time, OP needs to chill out. It's not like it changes anything for her and he just showed her that he is really bad at letting go of something that isn't his anymore.

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gunmania0 12

Well at least you were getting some form of Iron.

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Mirorbo 26

How is that a fail? Iron comes from meat products just like it does from vegetables and fruit. There's just two different types of iron, that's all.

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iheartbewbies 0

Well not to be a troll, but YDI for being a vegetarian.. Meat is important for your body :p

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CrAzYyEt 8

What a jackass. Good thing he's an ex.

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lakaiskate 12

I'm surprised OP didn't taste the meat!

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Mirorbo 26

Good thing he's your ex, because he is a major douchebag...

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iknowimawesome 13

Just another reason you should be glad to be calling him your ex!

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Captain0bv10us 0

At least you don't have to deal with him anymore :)

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