By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You should've pretended to be your sister anyways. It would've made for some interesting conversation.

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Bloodknight 22

atleast now you know your place in the family.

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genius_man16 0

2 Week? are you serious? jesus, how old are you? Maybe you shouldn't have moved out if you are freaking out about 2 weeks. Get a life.

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Oreohugzpenny 4

1She was not powned. She was hurt. Her father is a jackass too.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You should've pretended to be your sister anyways. It would've made for some interesting conversation.

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redbluegreen 40

Should she do the same when her dad's trying to call a sex hotline?

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Amkii 0

Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu- lol Sorry about the call, OP. :(

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Bloodknight 22

atleast now you know your place in the family.

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PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0

Don't You Just Love Parents? Here They Are, Supposedly "Not Picking Favorites". When They End Up Doing It Anyways.... Sorry Chick :(

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wiiareonfire 0

WTF is up with your shift key? Not every word need to be captialized.

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sevenalive 0

your lucky, i moved out a few days after i was 18, im 22 and i still fet calls from my parents almost everyday. we have nothing to say. they just call to see what im doing at the moment. it annoying

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sucktobeyou 0

wait until they died and you will never receive any call from them again

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Regal6 0

You should be glad they care about you. They made you and you are ******* annoyed that they care about you? My parents do the same thing and im fine with it. Spoiled bitch,,,

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TC1_fml 0

Yeah, cause your parents not accepting the fact that you've grown up & actually have a life is just fine...

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generalfartimus 0

Oh dang girlfriend. You know what I would have done? Farted into the phone really loud and then hung up. It always works sister.

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deliapearl 0

tell him that you were looking through nursing home brochures for him

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plexico 3

She's probably the sister that puts out. Wincest.

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