By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

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Howljerk 0

Liar liar pants on fire.

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Runto 0

oh wow that must be like pure instinct with no commom sense

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jewban 3

if he gave you a weird remark say ' oh I thought you said you were a vetanrian' lol idk

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mjcdsjf 0

All I could think of is either FAIL or /facepalm

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

*moderated* lol

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Howljerk 0

Liar liar pants on fire.

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thisgirl2u 9

hanging from a telephone wire.

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iliketurdles 7

Isn't it 'nose longer than a telephone wire'? ><

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Flammin8 0

I bet guys do this on a regular basis pretend they like something the same as the attractive girl.. -oh gotta go I have to meet my gf for the movie eclipse...(sigh)

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KitchKraft 21

Yeah, except it was a girl to a guy. Get your facts right before you meet your hand and some lube at the movies.

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Sonfang 19

You're an idiot OP! He may have liked you for who you are, now you'll never know! YDI!!

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wassssssssom 0

hahaha I thought the exact same thing... :)

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3kitten3 10

Wow. Don't be so damn needy next time. Guys don't like total fake liar girls. YDI

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thisgirl2u 9

Well, that is just an odd thing for a man to randomly walk up to you and say. What is even odder is your reaction to completely lie to a stranger.. And really if you have to lie to impress someone in the first place then it's not a good idea, eventually the truth will be known and it will always backfire. In your case instantly.

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TeenieAmerica 9

Well, they probably got into a conversation and it came up. I don't think he just randomly said it.

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BiggerThenUrs 0

yeah I can't pictture some guy walking up, hey I'm John, I'm a vegetarian.

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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

What is "akward" ? (English isn't my first language, you see) Does it have anything to do with the word "awkward" ?

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

I'm sure he was so impressed, he didn't notice the slab of cow sitting on your plate..

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Accept 11

@ OP could of just said it was your friend's But then again you shouldn't lie just to impress a cute guy He would of found out soon

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Dejaay 2

Hahah, first your giving her advice telling her to lie..then your telling her to not lie? Make up your mind :P

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slushpup9696 12

Thank you, 42. People assuming would've is would of is a pet peeve of mine.

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blackie17 0

OP, your stupid. 1) because u tried to be something ur not for a guy. 2) even if that worked and u started dating, he would eventually find out anyway! duhhhh >.<

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