Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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macskapingvin
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You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.
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Howljerk
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Liar liar pants on fire.
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wrigglezeus
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YDI simple as
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mitri_fml
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this is so nooby I think it's fake
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Runto
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oh wow that must be like pure instinct with no commom sense
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jewban
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if he gave you a weird remark say ' oh I thought you said you were a vetanrian' lol idk
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mjcdsjf
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All I could think of is either FAIL or /facepalm
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zzzjakezzz
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noone likes a girl vegitarian
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fksfsdhfsdfh
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*moderated* lol
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Howljerk
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Liar liar pants on fire.
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thisgirl2u
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hanging from a telephone wire.
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iliketurdles
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Isn't it 'nose longer than a telephone wire'? ><
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iliketurdles
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I didn't make it up. You're mean :(
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Flammin8
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I bet guys do this on a regular basis pretend they like something the same as the attractive girl.. -oh gotta go I have to meet my gf for the movie eclipse...(sigh)
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evilpieboy
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plants fer higher
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Honda288
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It's plants for higher!
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KitchKraft
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Yeah, except it was a girl to a guy. Get your facts right before you meet your hand and some lube at the movies.
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Sonfang
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You're an idiot OP! He may have liked you for who you are, now you'll never know!
YDI!!
YDI!!
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pompomkiwi
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I agree lying is also pretty inmuture
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prettyteen13
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hahahahaha yu fail
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wassssssssom
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hahaha I thought the exact same thing... :)
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3kitten3
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Wow. Don't be so damn needy next time. Guys don't like total fake liar girls. YDI
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thisgirl2u
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Well, that is just an odd thing for a man to randomly walk up to you and say. What is even odder is your reaction to completely lie to a stranger..
And really if you have to lie to impress someone in the first place then it's not a good idea, eventually the truth will be known and it will always backfire. In your case instantly.
And really if you have to lie to impress someone in the first place then it's not a good idea, eventually the truth will be known and it will always backfire. In your case instantly.
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miraggg
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lmao new pick up line
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TeenieAmerica
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Well, they probably got into a conversation and it came up. I don't think he just randomly said it.
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BiggerThenUrs
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yeah I can't pictture some guy walking up, hey I'm John, I'm a vegetarian.
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TheWicked
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Oh really?! Me too! *eats steak*
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EllaMadSage
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Thanks for making me laugh, so very hard.
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PSQ91
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Akward much?
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LaFemmeQuiRit
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What is "akward" ? (English isn't my first language, you see) Does it have anything to do with the word "awkward" ?
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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I'm sure he was so impressed, he didn't notice the slab of cow sitting on your plate..
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Accept
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@ OP could of just said it was your friend's
But then again you shouldn't lie just to impress a cute guy
He would of found out soon
But then again you shouldn't lie just to impress a cute guy
He would of found out soon
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Dejaay
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Hahah, first your giving her advice telling her to lie..then your telling her to not lie? Make up your mind :P
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mintcar
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Could'VE*
Would'VE*
Would'VE*
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slushpup9696
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Thank you, 42. People assuming would've is would of is a pet peeve of mine.
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Dejaay
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how impressiveee...
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blackie17
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OP, your stupid. 1) because u tried to be something ur not for a guy. 2) even if that worked and u started dating, he would eventually find out anyway! duhhhh >.<