Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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DeathBunny218 37
It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.
imustbeinsane 2
It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole
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Comments (86)
garfield224 0
Asshole
allmidnighteyes 11
.....And? It's not like he was shoving bacon in your mouth or giving you an IV drip of steak.
TobyFunke 3
YDI for believing some BS story that an ex told you to make you angry, when it was obviously a ridiculous lie, grow up, why would he have reason to do that when with you?
TanyaKJC 9
Maybe because he didn't approve of it or didn't like her doing it so he did this
rakuboi 3
to be quite frank; all that's going to do is make his semen bitter. You didn't conciously do anything so I don't know what you're worried about.
DizzyDancer 3
I wouldn't worry about to much OP, I'm sure he just said that to piss you off because you two aren't together anymore. I really doubt that he took the time to plan a meat binge before making out with you, that's just weird. Wonder if he carried around a cooler of deli meat...just in case?
premiermois 5
I was a very strict vegetarian for years, I never 'cheated' once. Even I think you getting upset about this is extreme. Sure, the ex is a douche who didn't respect your values, but it's not like you actually ate meat. That's the point of being a vegetarian, is shunning animal flesh, not shunning anything that has ever come in contact with it. If you're going to be a respectable vegetarian, learn that, OP. Not saying you were in the wrong, either. Ex is a royal asshat for doing that on purpose. But don't let stuff like that get your panties in a bunch if it's on accident either.
kaykay20 0
He was looking out for you. You can't possibly go on forever without some form of meat in your diet. If your body ends up not absorbing what it needs or getting what it needs then try adding organic meats and dairy they are treated better. Though almond, rice, and soy milks do seem better for you then regular milk.
s10biker 1
He was trying to supplement your diet. He cared for you and didn't want you missing out on proper nutrition
chelseaaababyyy 17
hes probley making it up to get back at you if you broke up with him or had a bad break up, people get weird after break ups
withasmile 3
You are both crazy.
totaler166 12
You totally ******* deserve it. Vegetarianism is incredibly ******* retarded. If I knew your ex, I would shake his hand and give him $20 right now.
kiakia0131 23
No, vegetarianism is not "retarded." It's not a mental disability. It's a personal choice. "Retarded" should not be used as an insult (just like "gay"). I respect my friend's choice to not eat meat/make a vegetarian option for her when she visits me. So you need to **** off, and stop bashing OP for her choice to not eat meat.
premiermois 5
80 is trolling hard.