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By  zingline89  |  33

Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?

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  NuTrees  |  18

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  BeccaHugs  |  19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Krirn  |  17

I think pretending to get off your stop and wait for the next bus would be less rude, although its more work and takes more time, you avoid the awkwardness.

By  zingline89  |  33

Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?

By  UsernameHere234  |  22

My question is why were you with the math teacher for six whole hours? that's a full school day! I'm assuming your not in university otherwise it wouldnt be a big deal cuz your like a stranger to the prof so how can you have that long of class with one teacher?

By  DrMime  |  20

Why does your math teacher have to cause you so many problems and not even give you an answer? If you're on a bus traveling 25 MPH and your destination is 50 miles away, how long does it take before you go insane and decapitate the nearest bystander?

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  DrMime  |  20

I was referring to OP losing his mind after having to deal with his math teacher all day, jeez! What? You think my jokes are THAT deep and complex? You need some Colgate total cus you need to lighten up!

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  datoismyname  |  31

No I believe PEMDAS stands for Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally which translates to math terms by Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction

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