By The Draught of Living Death - 17/07/2018 15:00

Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML
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Her personality is clearly a lot less attractive than her looks... Seriously, what kind of person would damage someone's career to cover up her own fart.

Make sure you go to HR and refute it, claiming she was harassing you for trapping you in an elevator and being rude! Honestly though, make sure you let HR know exactly what happened and how she did nothing except look at you to blame. You used manners, she took it wrong. Document EVERYTHING like this with HR, because all it takes is a disgruntled person to get back at you later, and now the situation is written down.

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Fun fact: This is the exact topic Steven Tyler wanted to put into a song, but the record label deemed it too crass, and insisted the song be re-written, hence "Love in an Elevator".

Her personality is clearly a lot less attractive than her looks... Seriously, what kind of person would damage someone's career to cover up her own fart.

A fart no-one except him knew about. That is some weird bitchy behaviour.

love the Harry Potter reference username

She let out just a little of her inner essence by accident.

You needn’t have spoken up, Captain Obvious, 100% of the riders in that elevator knew who farted. You still find her attractive?

What? Because somebody farts you expect them to be found less attractive? Everybody farts.

Make sure you go to HR and refute it, claiming she was harassing you for trapping you in an elevator and being rude! Honestly though, make sure you let HR know exactly what happened and how she did nothing except look at you to blame. You used manners, she took it wrong. Document EVERYTHING like this with HR, because all it takes is a disgruntled person to get back at you later, and now the situation is written down.

Wow, that's some stank shit I'd go to HR and report the narcissistic bitch about letting out her inner demon and how it affects your office morale 😂😂 and not to mention that in many places around the world that farting in enclosed area is insulting and even assault, remember revenge is best served Rancid 🤣🤣🤣

time to start secretly recording all talks with her.

Ventriloquist farts: the power to blame others for your own flatulence.

I would definitely make sure HR knows your side of the story. Your Co worker seems a little unstable