Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
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Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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DeathBunny218 37
It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.
imustbeinsane 2
It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole
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Comments (86)
Dakota27_fml 9
Hahaha!
perdix 31
Tell him that now you are regularly eating meat that is far bigger and better than his, but you're still a vegetarian ;)
UnicornTomatoes 0
hes an asshole. im a vegetarian too
Egnar 19
Unless he regurgitated in your mouth every time you guys made out I hardly see the problem? Grow up, you obviously had no problem with it when you were making out [as you didn't question the taste in his mouth] and you weren't the one eating the animals [or gaining the calories]. If you had a problem with meat-eaters as a whole you probably shouldn't have dated one. What he did was just as retarded and was obviously malicious [or more likely he's lying to spite you] but you are also being pretty childish
thomas357 0
very true
Soloman212 28
Hey, you never know!! People are into some pretty strange stuff...
ToyotaObsession 1
Why does it matter? Every vegetarian dating a normal person will encounter this. Unless you just date other vegetarians. You must have enjoyed the taste of meat. You kept making out with him.
Egnar 19
It doesn't matter at all - I've dated vegetarians before and "made-out" right after dinner's out where I ordered something with meat in it. If 2 people with different eating beliefs date each other they need to come to terms with it and accept the fact that a person you've known for X amount of days/weeks/months isn't going to change the way you eat unless you want to change the way you eat.
pip74205 9
OP's ex is an asshole. But remember, Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct.
stephen0819 0
YDI for being a vegetarian.
ericke9_fml 0
vegeterians suck
t765234 10
Have to agree with that.
s10biker 1
Agreed
Arch27 27
Well, that just shows why he's an EX-boyfriend. What a jackass. Cut him out of your life completely and you'll feel better.
coltsrock37 15
This is where you tell him his meat is the most disgusting of them all